Off Topic Disposing of a dead body

Yes it’s an odd thread title but Florian was discussing it in the programme for yesterday.

here’s proof..

https://www.90min.com/posts/6540041...body-because-newcastle-are-odd/partners/42281

having watched Dexter there’s lots of inventive ways.

which is YOUR preferred method of disposing of a dead body?

I’d probably use acid to dissolve all body parts then burn the vessel I used to dissolve it.

 

Eat the ****ing thing.

It's literally your only ever chance to find out what human meat tastes like, so you may as well do it.

I remember some serial killer cannibal being quoted as saying human meat tastes a lot like pork.

The skull your could use as some ornament around the house, the other bones you could bury in the back garden.

 

As soon as you start thinking about disposing of a body it opens you up to being caught more easily.

 

mad opposed you just not planning a thing and leaving it as a doorstop?

 

I would have stalked the person for weeks then picked my perfect moment to stab them through the heart with an icicle.

 

Vince’s reaction when he read the sun stating he was buying us

 

Tight AF posting this Albert while Chaos is banned.

This is his second favourite subject.

He’ll be incandescent.

@brb we need to consider this lad’s welfare.

 

Wood chipper like on Fargo then feed it to a bunch of pigs. I'd then kill the pigs and use every last piece of them (bones aside) for the bbq.

 

@Big Ern are you aware of this person? ^^^^

 

As much as Kellogg's are aware of Tesco family value corn-flakes.

 

Go Sopranos style.

In a black plastic wrap with some chains on it, get in my boat with a couple pals and drop it in the ocean.

Let the fishies do the work.

 

Think its in decidedly bad taste that this comes right after the Kobe Bryant RIP thread.

Although once I have posted this it will come right before.

 

Anyway I would feed it to my pet reticulated python.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-39427458

 

Give it a job up front for Newcastle.

 

Are you implying that Joelinton may actually be a corpse that someone is trying to dispose of?

 

Cut it into 5 pieces and feed it to pigs is meant to be the way to go

 

AHH. But has he really left us??

 

Almost definitely not.

 

Where the **** do you think Chaos has disappeared to like?