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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Milk not bear jizz, May 20, 2018.

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Do you use a sock

  1. Yes, I'm a disgusting pig and I use a sock

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  2. No, I'm a civilised human being and wash my hands afterwards

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  3. I use the curtains...

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  1. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Sorry. Not been on the Premier league board in a long time, but I have a question and I knew this would be to place to ask...

    **** sock... Do you have one? Why? Isn't it easier just to use your hand and wash your hand afterwards?

    Why use a sock and get it soaked in seminal fluids... Seems a bit gross.
     
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  2. Blueman

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    I just use the curtains. It's a lot easier.
     
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    We don't have curtains, only blinds. It's not fun to wipe it on the blinds.
     
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    Ouch!
     
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    I smell a Pilchard.
     
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    He uses a you tube sock
     
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    Zanjinho, May 20, 2018
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    <laugh>

    Wouldn't be Summer without a random Milk thread. On the beer but looking forward to catching up on this in morning <ok>
     
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    I don't know what a sock is.
     
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    You wouldn't need one mate
     
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  14. Milk not bear jizz

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    I'm on his ignore list so he won't see this thread.
     
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    There are important questions about humanity that never get asked.

    ****ing habits might not be one of them... But there are important questions out there.
     
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    Milk not bear jizz, May 21, 2018
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    Noone admits to using a sock? If you do, is this the brand?
     
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    Milk not bear jizz, May 21, 2018
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