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  1. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Go ahead and ask any medical question you may have!

    Whether you get an answer depends on the question is valid.

    The doctor will only answer questions that require no thought, that are non life threatening and really aren’t much help to anyone.

    Credit cards are most welcome!

    Post Away Now - The doctor is on call!
     
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    Didley Squat, Jan 5, 2022
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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
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    1) How do you lance a boil ?

    2) How do you boil a lance ?........or should that one be on the new catering page ?
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jan 5, 2022
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    If your looking to boil a lance, please direct oneself to Kiwis Cookery Practice…… and take two Panadol, next!
     
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    Didley Squat, Jan 5, 2022
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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
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    Thanks for the advice doc/rev.............the cheque for your fee is, or will possibly be in the post
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jan 5, 2022
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    Other than two Panadol what's a good cure for food poisoning
     
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    kiwiqpr, Jan 6, 2022
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    After giving a lady a rather large portion when do you know shes ready for more,is it like when i eat chocolate and me dog drools watching me, does hers drool
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Jan 6, 2022
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    Depends on whether she's brought her dog with her I suppose
     
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    Or the dog is muffin as he likes fish
     
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    Good dog
     
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    lucky bugger i hope to come back as a dog, owned by a gorgeous sexual deviant rich lady
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Jan 6, 2022
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    Be more like a pensioner
     
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    kiwiqpr, Jan 6, 2022
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Many thanks for your very important question, Kiwi.
    A good spew or a good sh!t will solve your problems!
    Will that be card or cash?
     
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Great to see you back ole matey, buddy, pal ................ sorry, l can't suck up anymore than that.............. l have my limits!
     
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Here she is ..............

    please log in to view this image
     
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    Didley Squat, Jan 6, 2022
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    Roger's new pin up
     
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    kiwiqpr, Jan 6, 2022
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    She's feckin gorgeous :emoticon-0165-muscl
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jan 6, 2022
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    you should sample what she can do with her teeth out heavenly
     
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    Greaser i want more
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Jan 6, 2022
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    More granny pics for rog required
     
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    kiwiqpr, Jan 6, 2022
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    toothless ones of course
     
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