Drunken/Smacked up injuries

Broken nose when I fell flat on my face trying to walk up 3 steps!!

Busted knuckles when doing that punch strength test machin whilst in Ibiza

 

Have a big dent in the side of my head from being bottled 6 weeks ago in Guernsey. About 3 weeks ago woke up after a night out with no idea how i got home, looked in the mirror and there was a big **** off bruise at the top of my left arse cheek. Still have no idea if I fell or some **** kicked me but at least my rectum felt fine

 

how did your mouth feel mick?

 

Broke my arm playing snooker , beat that ****er

 

I always end up being cut after nights out. Go for a shower the next morning and thats when I notice them. No idea how I get them. And I never remember how I get home Woke up one time and couldn't find my clothes. Left the flat to go get food and my clothes were scattered all the way up the close boxers were on my neighbours door handle