Commachio strikes up an image of a pot bellied guy running around in Y fronts, with egg stains down his chest, slapping his cock about on a keyboard in a drunken stooper....or is that Luv
... that heinous crime could well lead to the ban hammer ... happened to friend of mine (and he's way more wittier than you)
... he does seem to be an avid fan... I think he sees me as a father figure ... which is unlikely as my spunk wouldn't have got past his mum's stomach acid ... as far as I can recall