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Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Red Hadron Collider, Apr 15, 2014.

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  1. lfcpower

    lfcpower Well-Known Member

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    One thing's for sure ... I won't be wearing my brand new white trainers when that happens
     
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  2. saintKlopp

    saintKlopp Old

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    Yes.
     
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  3. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Page 666 of El Queso... It was meant to be.
     
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  4. saintKlopp

    saintKlopp Old

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    Time to change the name to "El Diablo"?
     
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  5. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mafiosi

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    is that a cheese or a wine?
     
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  6. saintKlopp

    saintKlopp Old

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    It comes in many guises.
    :bandit:
     
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  7. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Something cheesy that causes men to whine.
     
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  8. Zanjinho

    Zanjinho Boom!
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    Surely they wouldn't be a man in that instance... #sexism :bandit:
     
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  9. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Possibly dribs
     
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  10. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Will recount the story of Blancmange tomorrow. ****ing heavy night.
     
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  11. Solid_Air 2

    Solid_Air 2 Well-Known Member

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    Something must have gone seriously wrong to have heavy Blancmange .
     
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  12. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mafiosi

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    any sort of mange isn't great to be honest
     
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  13. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Maybe he meant blancminge. He got it on with a white French woman.
     
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  14. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Blancmange as in the 80s synth band <doh> I went with my BS mate who's a bit of a drugs monster! I pre-rolled 3 spliffs and his had his cannabis oil vapouriser. We met in Warrington at 2.00 pm and had a couple of pints before getting the train to Liverpool. We had several in the Crown and ham, egg chips and peas, which cost a fiver <laugh> We then made our way down to Seel Street . They were on in the Arts Club, a smallish venue. We say outside a boozer about 50 yards from the venue and started on the vape - it's ****ing strong. After a few, we decided to go inside. It was pretty busy, but we managed to find a high table that wasn't reserved until 7.00 pm.

    My mate had gone for a slash, and this ugly young woman came up to me and asked if there was anyone sitting at the 2 other stools at our table. I ummed and arred and then allowed them to sit down. They were both from Sunderland and were dykes, but they were a really good laugh. I went for a piss and when I came back and sat down. my mate said "Swallow that". I asked him what it was and he just said "Swallow it". It was an MDMA bomb <yikes> The dykes had provided it. My mate bought one of them a cocktail and I bought the other a pint. They then have us another one each. ****ing hell, that was one weird gig <laugh> How the ****ing hell I managed to get home I have no idea, but I did <ok> So a great weekend up to those ****s snatching it last night <grr>
     
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  15. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Glad the French woman concert went well! <ok>

    I saw this morning Denver moving to legalise magic mushrooms. Makes sense since they're the most harmless drug you could possibly find. Wonder if will follow the path of mj and spread across the country being legalised.

    Of course none of it will make it to SC... We only legalised getting a tattoo a decade ago... <laugh>
     
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  16. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Shortly to be the owner of a senior railcard. What the ****'s it come to? Final free on BT Sport for the deranged ****s who don't to be in an alehouse.
     
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  17. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Big match for Warrington Town v King's ****ing Lynn today. Winner gets promoted. Cheese is full of ****s I've never seen before. No Fosters, so every **** is drinking my Carling. Only 2 twatting kegs left. ****ing tools. AND the village idiot has just sat right next to me. World of ****e.
     
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  18. jenners04

    jenners04 I must not post porn!

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    flick your spliff on his forehead <laugh>

    although if you smoke green be no rocks ffs
     
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  19. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mafiosi

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    your personal carling..... as in they only stock the two kegs a day for you alone?

    You could run out by match tomorrow mate... no good
     
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  20. Garlic Klopp

    Garlic Klopp Well-Known Member

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    Did your daughter teach at this place?

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...emale-teacher-kisses-PUPIL-train-journey.html
     
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