Prediction League Elf’s - back from Brazil, but now sulking.

Crack on with that Kojak.

As is seemingly more likely that Dushitelet will still own The Valley, the "Tiddler's Travels" will continue to flourish.

 

Cheerio cheerio cheerio

 

How about doing some pictures of the lovely ladies on the beach - you may get a reprieve

 

A reprieve?

 

Select a pair of flip flops @Smudger603

 

So I can smack you across the chops with them if I ever have the misfortune to see your ugly boat.

 

Happy new year.

 

Be glad the files on my pics are too big/unable to shrink without Mr Lardiman's expertise.

 

That’s one ugly foot

 

They’re more your style than mine mate

 

I know.

 

You won’t see me coz I attend matches

 

Apologist.

 

Non -league football at its finest!

Abingdon Town refuse to play after going 8-0 down to rivals Abingdon United
By Brent Pilnick

BBC Sport


The game was played at Abingdon United's Northcourt Road ground
Imagine the scene - your team are 8-0 up at half-time against your big cross-town rivals in the highlight of your festive fixture list.

But, rather than battle it out, your opponents decide they would rather go home than come out for the second half.

Well, that is exactly what happened in Abingdon on Saturday as the Oxfordshire town's big game between Abingdon United and Abingdon Town ended in bizarre circumstances.

Town, who are bottom of Hellenic League Division One East and won just twice all season, travelled to second-placed United.

"In my 30 years of football I've never known anything like that to happen," United secretary John Blackmore told BBC Sport.

The hosts took the lead after four minutes and were 4-0 up inside quarter of an hour.

After missing a chance for a fifth goal from a couple of yards out, United went to town in the final 15 minutes of the half - and, as it proved, the match - as they hit four more.

Town's players, who ply their trade in the 10th tier of English football, decided they had had enough and refused to come out for the second period.

"The game started off fine, there was no nastiness or anything like that, but we were 8-0 up at half-time and then their manager and players didn't come out for the second half," added Blackmore.

"There was a reasonable crowd there of about 160 people and they were as gobsmacked as anybody else.

"We want to win a game, but not in this sort of fashion."

It is understood Town's players left their kit behind in the changing rooms upon departing the ground at half-time.

"After all the problems we had last year we hoped we had turned a corner and could stabilise the club," said Brian Kirk, the club's chairman and secretary, who was not at the game.

"This is incredibly disappointing to hear, but I can't make too many more comments until I can get hold of the manager."

The Hellenic League told BBC Sport it would review the match report and decide if any action needs to be taken against Abingdon Town as a result of the game.

 

I'd not expel them from the league but hit them hard in the pocket.

Hello @AllHellLetLoose, good to hear from you, and see membership hit double figures.

 

Rumour has it that elfs has been kidnapped in Brazil and that the kidnappers are threatening to send him back unharmed unless we meet their demands

 

Members of this forum have clubbed together, and paid the Brazilian kidknappers to keep him. “Make him the new Terry Waite” was the message.

Fortunately for us, @AllHellLetLoose is a very wealthy man

 

It was a small price to pay