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Elf’s self indulgent banter thread * (ignore if you are one of the 99% who dislike Elf’s)

Discussion in 'Charlton' started by User deleted as requested, Jan 9, 2020.

  1. Smudger603

    Smudger603 Well-Known Member

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    Probably not his money though! <laugh>
     
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  2. The Elfsborg Sparrow

    The Elfsborg Sparrow Well-Known Member

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  3. TC (Lovely Geezer)

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    Collecting for his boss - DM :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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  4. TC (Lovely Geezer)

    TC (Lovely Geezer) Well-Known Member

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    I am amazed he managed to climb up onto the stool in the 1st place
     
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  5. Smudger603

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    English would be good <laugh>
     
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    One of the assistants lifts him up <ok>
     
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  7. The Elfsborg Sparrow

    The Elfsborg Sparrow Well-Known Member

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    :emoticon-0172-mooni
     
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    Bit slow to respond there ,did your wife put your phone on the top shelf ?<laugh>
     
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  9. TC (Lovely Geezer)

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    The middle shelf would suffice <laugh><laugh>
     
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    I’m not one to betray confidences Smudge, but do you know the second thing the Deputy Moderator said to me yesterday at the Valley?

    “Who’s that Smudger cock?”

    <laugh>
     
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  11. The Elfsborg Sparrow

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    <laugh>
    This is true.
     
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  12. The Elfsborg Sparrow

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    Nah, could not find it as had a few last night.
     
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  13. The Elfsborg Sparrow

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    At least I'm not a spanner:emoticon-0172-mooni
     
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    Jokes aside, your taste in clothes is genuinely disgusting.

    Do you shop on line wearing a blindfold?
     
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  15. The Elfsborg Sparrow

    The Elfsborg Sparrow Well-Known Member

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    After being heavily threatened with a ban, and the bullying I suffered last week, I am very upset at the widespread battering I am getting.

    This after adhering to the rude requests to start posting about football.
     
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  16. The Elfsborg Sparrow

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    A f****** p*** take:emoticon-0172-mooni
     
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  17. User deleted as requested

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    You are finally adhering to a very simple rule -

    banter on the banter thread (so as to avoid upsetting @Dickhead

    football on the football thread
     
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  18. The Elfsborg Sparrow

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    You don't have mirrors in your bedsit?
     
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  19. The Elfsborg Sparrow

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    Oh yeah, Mr Sense of Humour Bypass needs to be looked after.
     
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  20. Smudger603

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    I’d rather be a cock than half a cock like him <laugh>
     
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