End of Covid Sweepstake

Place your bets, place your bets!!

Pick the date the UK Government lifts all Covid-19/Coronavirus restrictions in mainland Britain (this includes Taff Land and Sweaty Sock Land but NOT Norrnirlnn.

I am going for Monday 13th July.

The prize will be a roll of Cushelle arse paper

 

Dream on, we won't see the summer

 

He didn't say which year.

 

03/03/2023

 

1982. If someone invents a time machine.

 

3 weeks after the tallies

 

I'm hearing that the Govt. are split pretty much down the middle so I reckon 17th April, emergency budget on the 23rd where everything from VAT, to fuel tax, to income tax, National Insurance will all go up as the nation wakes up to the reality that we've lost 1m jobs and thousands of businesses.

But at least we were safe.

 

31st May am hearing

 

17th May is when the riots will start.

 

My Auntie has it, said it feels like someone is sitting on her chest. Pray for her

 

thoughts with you

 

Thanks bro

Shes only 60 so should be fine

 

My thoughts are with your auntie, C. Keep us informed of her progress.

My man in Westminster reckons the lockdown will be in place until at least early June.

 

Easy the start of June at the earliest, P-man. Talk of finishing the football season is absolutely ridiculous.

Read anything decent lately? Anything crime/thriller etc

 

As mentioned previously, I reckon the football fixtures should be completed by way of Subbuteo. I'd pay to watch that.

I'm currently sitting on over a grand's worth of concert tickets. I can't see any of the gigs going ahead, as they are spread across May, June, July and August. F**king typical!

I've just finished Marc Morris's superb The Norman Conquest and am now moving on to Laurence Rees' Holocaust. I read plenty of fiction as part of the day job, so I tend to avoid it during my free time.

What are you reading at the moment, C?

 

Wuhan are back to normal now 23rd January to 6th April but they didn't **** about and shut everything down .

 

I echo PR’a concern.

A June lockdown will gut society and the economy.

Absolutely horrendous response to the virus. Julies mum, Gertrude, is threatening to phone the police on Julies big sister, Anne-Marie, as Anne-Marie’s boyfriend, Dermot, has been flouting the rules and coming to her house and kissing her pussy.

She’s had shoplifters in her house, one of her sons still smokes weed but she’s going to grass them in to save lives.

The press and BBC in particular has whipped up the countries spastics into a frenzy with their hysteria and we will all pay a hefty price for this when the lockdown ends.

Foxtrot
Tango
Papa

 

she deserves all she gets for having shoplifters in here house. Not entirely sure what that means tbh. We’re they selling her ****? WATP

 

I read that as shop fitters rofl

 

It's a rum do, that's for sure.

Couldn't Anne-Marie and Dermot spend quality time together via Skype or Zoom?

That's what I'm having to do with my women.