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Erectile disfunction

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Schlem Boogerman, Jun 23, 2020.

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  1. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    Any one suffer?

    Post your hardon disasters here.
     
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    Schlem Boogerman, Jun 23, 2020
  2. Tobes

    Tobes Warden
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  3. Libby

    Libby 9-0

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    This should be good considering the average age on here.

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    Libby, Jun 23, 2020
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  4. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  5. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    Premature thread ejaculation?
     
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    The Ginger Marks, Jun 24, 2020
  6. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    You'll all be relieved to know that I have not yet joined @Tobes in that unfortunate club. Something of a relief as the little blue pills would likely kill me, given the heart medication I'm on ... wouldn't know whether I was coming or going <laugh>... mind you, if the Pussy Cat dolls ever turn up at my door, in the mood, I'd be tempted to go out swinging :bandit:
     
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    FosseFilberto, Jun 24, 2020
  7. Bwood_Ranger

    Bwood_Ranger 2023 Funniest Poster

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    What?
     
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  8. brb

    brb CR250

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    Can I ask how you know they are little blue pills......and no I never told you. <laugh>
     
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    brb, Jun 24, 2020
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  9. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    <laugh>
     
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  10. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    When did you change your handle from floppy mate. :bandit:
     
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  11. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    Hair loss anyone?
    I've been watching too much ssn <laugh>
     
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    Schlem Boogerman, Jun 24, 2020
  12. Libby

    Libby 9-0

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    Could certainly do with some hair loss right now.
     
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    Libby, Jun 24, 2020
  13. Bwood_Ranger

    Bwood_Ranger 2023 Funniest Poster

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    Appointment booked morning of the 4th. Wildly excited for it.
     
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  14. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    Hair loss or stiffy?
     
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    Schlem Boogerman, Jun 24, 2020
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    Bwood_Ranger 2023 Funniest Poster

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    I’m having my gooch hair transplanted to my head.
     
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  16. duggie2000

    duggie2000 Well-Known Member

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    Add an ecstasy tablet and you will really go out on a high
     
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    duggie2000, Jun 24, 2020
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  17. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    sex god.
     
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  18. Diego

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    The advert for this is very informative

    "Erectile dissfunction is common among men" no mention of women here, sexist bastards.

    Women that piss themselves have "a bit of bladder leak that they won't let them stop them being them"
    Men are dirty bastards that piss themselves.
     
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    Diego, Jun 24, 2020
  19. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    it's difficult to piss when hard...fosse to testify, as he is the 'Le Sex' god
     
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    Commachio, Jun 24, 2020
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  20. duggie2000

    duggie2000 Well-Known Member

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    Its called a piss hard when your asleep to stop you pissing the bed when your asleep
    A soon as you wake up and need a pee its gone
     
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    duggie2000, Jun 24, 2020
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