Off Topic Eurovision - in memory of Tickles.

Let's not all lie here. We've all tried it on with something like that in Biaritz back in the day...

 

You married her...

 

Yep. I had success in Biaritz

 

Fit as **** 'im.

 

Is that Harry Enfield as Stavros DJing

 

Let’s be honest, shave that beard off and you’d give it a rattle.

I would.

 

That first song was utter ****e.

I can’t see it getting any better.

 

I’m switching off, the Spanish act can’t even be arsed to sing in English.

 

I've got the same jacket on as the Spanish lad with rhinestones on the shoulder. Except mines fuchsia not burgundy obvs.

 

There's a lot of girls in that crowd.........

 

BCC have you just nipped off to the bathroom now Slovina are on?

 

That Estonian singer has just shattered my glass of G & T

 

The Austrian singer said he wanted to conquer Europe with his song....

I do get a bit nervous when Austrains talk about conquering Europe....

 

Lithuania - I would! Fit!!!!!

 

To be fair, that Portugal song was really good.

Obvs it’ll score **** all.

 

The UK #excited

 

Someone just crashed the stage during her song ?!?!?!,!

EDIT: Swede commentators saying it was Jonny Jump who's done it as previous Eva?!

Not a clue who he is

 

What the hell happened there? Has to happen to ours! A protester on stage, grabbed microphone from our UK singer, credit to our act, tried to continue and picked it back up. Will we be allowed to perform again, she was doing ok as well.

 

Estonia - I would! Fit


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