f**king facebook c**ts

read a status update the other day, by a girl i know

l**y Mc****ld says "had the abortion, thanks forthe support...alex to win BB"



I LOVE THS COUNTRY....

 

Facebook update by someone I know

**** ******* says: "Blood in my faeces this morning, what does that mean?"

 

Facebook update by me

**** im ugly.

 

i hate it when bird ask a stupid question

**** YOU STUPID ****, YOU HAVE THE BRAINS TO LOG ON AND REMEMBER A ****ING PASSWORD FOR FACEBOOK, BUT YOU CANT USE GOOGLE

j**my wh*te says "woke up had a line of ching, found a lump on one of my prostetic balls"

 

You know you can swear on here right? No need for the gay stars.

 

celebrity stutus updates


P**is H*lton says "gave another basketball player herpes, im likkkke so funny...does anyone have Allan Macshaggers number"

 

S****en G***ley says: I've got a strange pain in my chest and my arse.

 

there was one in nuts or zoo - cant remeber it all but it ended in '......and my vag is splitting'

 

this is no joke!

barrymore was at the funeral...with a knowing smirk on his face

 

Barrymore and Edmonds are the tag-team of death on here Gazza. Noel hunts them down, Barrymore bums them and then Edmonds kills them.

Pair of evil ****s. Like Legion of Doom but worse.

 

john leslie, barrymore and noel edmonds walk into a bar..........

 

......Leslie's a dead man

 

hahaha......he deserves to be roy'd by barrymore and edmonds