Don't know who I want to win. Being from Jarra I want Hebburn to lose, and the fact their badge looks like sunderland's old badge doesn't make them any more likeable. But Consett is a place full of backward hillbillies
Backward hillbillies?......you want to get to Melton Mowbray on market day, it's like an audition for Deliverance.
I've lived in Melton Mowbray for 24 years and seen things on Market day you wouldn't believe. However a couple of years back one of the big cattle transporters was turning into the market to unload the beast for auction. It was slowly turning off the main road into the market when one of the cows shat out the side of the second deck of the big trailer and nearly drowned this women's poodle....
I forgot to mention the best bit about the tale. This gallant chap came out of the market to help the stricken lady clean her dog and got knocked over by an overweight chap with a fag hanging out of his mouth on a mobility scooter who'd jumped the green man on the pedestrian crossing. By the time my lad got back from the shop with some fags I'd just about p!ssed myself....