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Off Topic Fa Vase final, Hebburn Vs Consett

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  1. Ben 10

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    Free to watch on BT on Monday. Anyone watching/interested?
     
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  2. Hung Drawn and Quartered

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    time ? please
     
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  3. Ben 10

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    1.15 I think it is
     
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  4. Ben 10

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    Don't know who I want to win. Being from Jarra I want Hebburn to lose, and the fact their badge looks like sunderland's old badge doesn't make them any more likeable. But Consett is a place full of backward hillbillies
     
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    That's tantamount to a slur on backward hillbillies.
     
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  6. Ben 10

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    Yes I'd like to apologize to the good people of Stanley for that 1!
     
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    Backward hillbillies?......you want to get to Melton Mowbray on market day, it's like an audition for Deliverance.
     
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    Yes but you can at least get a good pork pie I imagine?
     
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    The finest on the planet with a chunk of Stilton for pudding.
     
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    I've lived in Melton Mowbray for 24 years and seen things on Market day you wouldn't believe. However a couple of years back one of the big cattle transporters was turning into the market to unload the beast for auction. It was slowly turning off the main road into the market when one of the cows shat out the side of the second deck of the big trailer and nearly drowned this women's poodle....<laugh>
     
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    <laugh><laugh>
     
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  12. Delusional Full Stop

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    Love it, just love it.

    <laugh> <laugh> <laugh>
     
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    I forgot to mention the best bit about the tale. This gallant chap came out of the market to help the stricken lady clean her dog and got knocked over by an overweight chap with a fag hanging out of his mouth on a mobility scooter who'd jumped the green man on the pedestrian crossing. By the time my lad got back from the shop with some fags I'd just about p!ssed myself....<laugh><laugh>
     
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    I’ll be watching. Couple of my mates are going.
     
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    Two of the biggest ****holes face off

    No thanks
     
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    **** off <laugh><laugh>
     
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