Fantasy Football 19/20

^^^ the Muldoon's Muldoon.

 

^^^^ who let Muldoon in here?

 

Smug Muldoon is in da house!!! We have 10 now right enough...

 

10 poofters indeed.

 

That **** O'Toon has joined, we now have 11.

 

Muldoon did, ya Muldoon.

 

I am yer maw btw

 

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=muldoon



a Muldoon is a male between 25 & 75. They rarely exceed 140 lbs. No job, cut off jeans, trucker hat, stolen sunglasses, cheap tennis shoes or flip flops. Tee shirt usually advertises a national brand beer. His most prized posession is his customized cruiser bike with a seat with springs & high handle bars - 1 speed with coaster brake & a plastic cup holder. Muldoon drinks canned beer in a paper bag.
The Muldoon has an incredible memory for bullshit trivia. Favorite songs include "Hotel California", Maggy May", & "Heart of Gold". Often found in Key West, Hatteras, Margate, NJ,... Ft. Lauderdale is Muldoon Mecca. Muldoons avoid the beach and more often frequent the docks, municipal jail cells, & emergency rooms. The Muldoons girlfriend is a Patti. Pattis have pretty faces with red noses, saggy titties,a hard gut, square asses, and skinny "drinking legs". Pattis are light hearted, Muldoons are often melancholy... under the boardwalk is not just a song, it's a way of life!

 

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^^^^Didn't read lol

 

This is why Boris Fenster is regarded as one of Europe’s top judges

 

Muldoon, pictured, punched, kicked and struck Norman Illingworth with a hoover while he lay helpless - only hours after taunting him, “I could kill you with one punch”.
Now, the 26-year-old murderer must serve 15 years in prison before he can be considered for parole.

Judge Peter Fox QC told him: “You bludgeoned that man to death in his own home when he was at your mercy and completely vulnerable.”

Muldoon seemed to anticipate his fate just before a jury of nine men and three women delivered unanimous guilty verdicts last night.

Looking to his supporters in the Teesside Crown Court public gallery, he shook his head and made a cutting gesture across his own throat.


Muldoons every where !!!!!!

 

Thanks to oor Eddie and Ulster's hero, Michael Stone we are now up to 13!

 

Is that ER who has joined the old league but not the new one?

 

Hoi, I'm no steenkin' poofter.

 

Probably. He's a ****ing idiot.

 

Was going to ask that,my team went into the old league as well

 

Did you not use the code? Ah ok, yours would have autoomatically started up in last years league. Don't worry about it

 

It's in both leagues

 

Yep, mine too. The only reason we have a new league this season is because that daft **** ER lost his log in details from last season because he lost his phone or some pish, otherwise we wouldn't have needed a new password this season