FAO Frank

LEEDS LEEDS LEEDS ya ****

 

Well that was a top thread, no wonder it's dead.

 

****ing Hell, that's a Jesus and a Lazarus we've got on Not606 now. First Nev rises now ML.

How goes it bud?

 

Pish. Basically crawled into work this morning and already chucked my guts.

 

Sounds fun. I've just found out they want me to stay an extra four nights on here, gutted. Was looking forward to the casino on Thursday night

 

Unlucky mate, at least it will give you more money to lose when you finally get to the casino

 

Aye true, I'm away to Rio at the start of March. My mate asked me yesterday; he's already paid for the apartment so I just need to get a flight. Need all my pennies for drugs and hoors.

 

I seen that thread yesterday, always wanted to go to Rio. Keep yourself out the slums and you should get home alive.

Ask Frank for advice in spotting the ladyboys....not sure if you'll be seeking them or avoiding them

 

My mate will be out looking for them, he's obsessed with ladyboys.

 

What the drink or the beasts? Does he say stuff like "Wonderful creatures, I dont find them attractive just confusing."

Magic, I take it you're referring to the facebook status updates? This place was mayhem on Sat night, everyone was cutting about chanting "LEEDS LEEDS LEEDS" I joined in even though I hate the bastards.

 

Pretty much he told me "It's a power thing" then said he was joking. The **** loves tits and balls.

 

if you cant shag a woman with a dick then whats the worl come to

ITS POLITICAL CORRECTNESS GONE MAD

 

What about shagging a man with a fanny?

His name is Rio.

 

shagging a man called rio who is a fanny

Antons a dick

 

And Les is a Lesbian......?

 

Aye Frank, even on my completely unrelated update I got a LEEDS LEEDS LEEDS reply

Have you tried a ladyboy drink yet by the way? I used to sit in the dancing with a pint, a gin and tonic and a baileys

 

Oooh Ladyboys

 

I've never wanted to try it, never been a fan of gin & tonic and carrying 3 drinks about seems like hard work.

The internet is fun when you're pissed, I managed to get banned from follow follow and think I came on here and abused someone. My Full Tilt poker account took a hit though.

 

you cant beat a G&T, can drink pints of the stuff! not gay at all

 

Me and my brother used to do it after paydays. I used to hate gin and tonic but I love it nowadays. I've not went to the bar and asked for it Partridge style.

I'd like some tonic water, and a wedge of lemon....and top it up with erm, some gordons gin