Golly gee, golly gosh, so many to choose from. I think Arnold Palmers Pro Shot Golf was my favourite please log in to view this image When I came to this planet in 1974 this was my introduction to mankind's best invention. Oh my Days!!
Playing hide the sausage with Uncle Norman. I used to always win so he would give me sweets and chocolate, every time!
If you didn't have the stands, the dug outs and the floodlights you were basically a ****ing poofter!!
Too many for just one memory. Here goes.... Christmas. Isle of Wight. Raleigh Grifter. ABBA. Walking home with Mum & Sister sharing a bag of chips. Mandy from the chip shop (first real girl I fancied) Lowering the tone - park porn mags, knock down ginger, "show me yours and I'll show you mine " (staring at Sarah's minge and noticing she had a freckle on it). ABBA again (first hard-on over the blonde one).
There was a strange day at school when I was 9 or 10 when all the boys spent the lunch break trying to persuade a pretty, slightly posh girl to show us her fanny. She didn't but eventually another pretty girl obliged by pulling down her knickers and lifting her skirt up in front of us all. Held the skirt aloft for a good while too, not a quick flash. I can still picture it.
Lobbing bricks at Pikies who were parked up on some grass land. They soon move on. A more enjoyable one was I came across a couple have a bit of fun in a car, was only about 11 at the time
Being in second year at school and motor-boating my P.E teacher in the showers. Mr Jenkins had the most amazing moobs.