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Favourite commentary moments

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    No sport = no commentary.

    Whilst 99% of the time the commentary is banal and inane and trying to “capture the moment” but failing every now and again a little bit of commentary perfectly sums up the moment. Three that spring to my mind

    The one and only Kenneth Wolstenhome





    Followed by the quiet, shy and retiring Justin Lockwood




    And Justin Lockwood at his inimitable best especially after the fifth goal. Maybe Amnesty International never forgot this?




    Anyone have any favourites? Doesn’t have to be football.
     
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    AGUEROOOO!!



    Probably one of the most iconic moments in PL history
     
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    <doh>
     
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    He's hungry mate, leave it
     
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    I heard he wasn’t allowed to pig himself during Ramadan.
     
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    Shows how much attention I pay to your posts!
     
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    Fixed.

    I’ll let you know.
     
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    I like the one where the commentator goes..


    ‘sheeearaaaaaaaaahhh!’
     
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    Supermacs two against Burnley. Always brings a tear to my eye.
     
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    Just for you.



    And what a pass from Terry Hibbitt for the second goal.
     
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