Favourite Poofter Or Lezzer?

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  1. EasterRoad1980

    EasterRoad1980 Well-Known Member

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    I'd go with Kenneth Willams. Funny poofter.

    Lezzer - dunno, I mean wimmin just aren't funny to be honest.
     
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  2. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Barrymore for me

    he had it all
     
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  3. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Yeah, up his arse.

    Also Williams for this closet case. Round The Horne, Beyond Our Ken, Julian & Sandy, Rambling Syd Rumpo's cordwangler, Carry On, his diaries etc. Very complex character torn between what society expected of him and his penchant for Moroccan boy's sphincters. Oooh Matron indeed.
     
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    Roger Casement
     
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  5. EasterRoad1980

    EasterRoad1980 Well-Known Member

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    I'm too scared to be a poofter, in case I actually enjoy it.
     
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  6. Ciaran

    Ciaran 2016 POTY

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    It only hurts the first time
     
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  7. EasterRoad1980

    EasterRoad1980 Well-Known Member

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    I'll take your cock for it Ciaran.
     
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  8. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Seeing as the male equivalent of the G Spot is up the shi.tter there's little wonder pooves like bottom fun so much. If you don't want to risk going full Elton you could always try a bit of a finger up the botty while you knock one out. If that floats your boat you can shove all sorts of things up there.
     
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  9. Erik

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    First time I heard that I stuck a carrot up my arse once whilst I ****ed off, and it was probably the least enjoyable tug I've ever had. Definitely untrue.

    Also, I read that most woolly woofters don't even really go for full-on bum banditry these days, and mostly like handjobs and oral. Can any of our resident pooves confirm? Toby?
     
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  10. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    ... didn't do much for the Masterchef viewing figures either ...
     
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  11. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    My mother did comment on the unusual aftertaste in that week's stew
     
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  12. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    ROFLMAO GAY BANTZ
     
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  13. EasterRoad1980

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    Oh my derpy days <laugh>
     
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  14. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Simon Cowell
     
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    Richard Wilson. Didn't realise he was a puff till years after the last episode of One Foot in the Grave.
     
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  16. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    Gammon ****.
     
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  17. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    I'm not angry, obese, sweaty or racist.

    @petersaxton is your man <ok>
     
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  18. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Ronnie Kray
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    Queen Elizabeth I
     
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  19. EasterRoad1980

    EasterRoad1980 Well-Known Member

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    You're a ****ing ignoramus though.
     
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  20. Archers Road

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    Alexander The Great

    (the Great Big Nancy)


    Hardest poove ever
     
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