Favourite Poofter Or Lezzer?

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  1. EasterRoad1980

    EasterRoad1980 Well-Known Member

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    There's no bleedin' alternative for operation day Mick.

    Plus I'm having problems emptying my bladder, eventually managed otherwise it was going to be cafetiere time!!
     
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    Glad you're still with us.
     
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  4. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Lil Nas literally getting buggered by the Devil in his latest pop music video.

    Yeah we'll promote that to 5 year old school children <laugh>

    We are living in the ashes of civilisation folks .

    lilnasxmontero.jpg
     
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  5. EasterRoad1980

    EasterRoad1980 Well-Known Member

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    Not tried either.

    I doubt I would like Caviar if its excessively salty but I'm pretty sure I would love Lobster Thermostat. Are there any other signature dishes for Lobster?
     
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  6. Mick O'Toon

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    Remember Homer gave his pet Lobster a bath and ended up cooking him.
     
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    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I failed at the first bit. I have no ****in idea what it even means.
     
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    Ciaran 2016 POTY

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    Excellent news m8
     
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  9. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    ...and ate it while crying <laugh>

    Another episode that spring to mind is the one when he becomes a sugar tsar.

    "First you get the sugar, then you get the wimmin, hmmmmmmm"

    This is back in the day before everybody on here (all in their early to late 20's) were born.
     
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    Saffron Burrows, imagine waking up best to her now lads
     
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    EasterRoad1980 Well-Known Member

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    I've now had 5 pishes in an hour and half thankfully, the Subbuteo floodgates have opened.

    Christ, what a star I truly am!! I'm magic, me!!
     
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    Can you do a hand stand ?
     
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    Being an alien that has always been questionable at best.
     
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  14. EasterRoad1980

    EasterRoad1980 Well-Known Member

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    I could never do that even when I was a twinkle in my alien's mother's 6 eyes!!
     
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    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Yes mate ... Lobster Combi Boiler is a fusion of very hot water and large crayfish ... very popular in Worcester (and Bosch), apparently <cheers>
     
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    Lobster Combi Boiler <laugh>

    I like that!!
     
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    Don't worry, the mong serving you at McDonalds won't be able to read or write but will be able to tell you in great detail about the rights of women to transition into men, have their tits cut off, grow a beard, get f.ucked by someone who identifies as female but has an active penis, gives birth to a gender neutral child and insists that it goes on the kid's birth certificate as the father.

    Sadly this isn't made up. It's all about your rights apparently. Teaching kids not to use pronouns when identifying people, telling them Henry 8th married a negro and that the (fake) moon landings only happened because a woman of colour was good at maths. It is all on the agenda today.

    Would you like to super-size your meal?
     
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    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Lobster Thermostat has way to much mercury in it for this eco warrior.
     
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    <laugh>

    Saaakkkeee
     
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