Transfer Rumours Fellaini

wtf is a skinny latte?

 

Yeah, right .

I know Sunderland is the land that time forgot, but don’t tell me you’ve never been in a Starbucks ffs.

 

Once, in thailand.....it was ****...Will never ever step inside another.

what is the purpose of these places?


to give ****s with no life a chance to sit there and act cool?

****s.

 

That went well.

 

Could have done with him last night.

 

No, their purpose is to sell coffee.

****.

 

Starbucks - £8.50 for one of Piskie’s granola bars and somebody to spell your name wrong.

 

Quite. The coffee isn’t bad. Prefer Nero but Starbucks > Costa.

 

Costa>Starbucks>Greggs>McDonald’s>Esso>Nero

 

Lies.

 

Costa coffee is rank, and they insist on serving it a miniature flower vase was a foot long spoon in it

 

Fake news.

Nero is my worst, pretentious ****s in there with vegan shoes and twisty moustaches.

 

McDonald’s coffee is alright, if you don’t mind queuing behind a bird in leggings with a huge arse and 11 kids.

 

For 99p for an espresso it’s fine.

Anyone who drinks a milky coffee needs to grow up and just have a different drink.

 

Stella at 9.00am isn’t really a good look though, even in a Wetherspoons.

 

The question is though, should Fellaini get a testimonial?

 

Just give him a voucher for Starbucks

 

I’m constantly amazed at how utterly ****ing clueless that bloated banjo player is.

 

I know right.

 

Fe-latte.