Transfer Rumours Fellaini

It worked though. HIAG had all the usual suspects fizzing and got the attention he craves!

 

I know.
The "pded" or whatever they called love it just as much as HIAG does!

 

His desperate need for attention is weird. He's a creepy fella.

 

I didn't think this WUM attempt was too bad to be honest, it made me laugh at how quickly certain posters responded.
HIAG problem is, as soon as he does get a bite, his ego takes over and it then has to be all about him. When, as is invariably the case, his ego related BS gets pulled apart, he becomes an intolerable twat. This is when the abuse he gets is fully justified imo.

 

The problem with his WUM attempts is they're very poorly thought through, possibly because he's a bit slow. For a hotshot lawyer/property developer and hardcore sports fan he seems to know absolutely nothing about how the testimonial system works so his question was akin to asking whether he should book the Royal Albert Hall for him and Daz to play a sell out gig.

 

I disagree, I think it was potentially a good WUM (and I honestly do think he knows about testimonials), but HIAG being HIAG couldn't just leave it to develop.

 

Nowt wrong with a latte bro, espresso is for teachers and Jeremy Corbyn.

 

Not so sure mate - he wasn't even aware that Spurs fans had a 'special song' for Sol Campbell -

 

I like Jeremy Corbyn. And his beard.


Had to laugh yesterday though; the headline in The Standard read "Corbyn Sticks The Boot In". My colleague said, "probably wasn't a boot, was it? More likely a croc".

 

He thought Dele Alli was "one of our own". He's utterly clueless.

 

More likely a ****ing organic wicker slipper, the scruffy little bograt.

 

BBC saying Fellaini has agreed personal terms with a Chinese club.

 

Don’t embarrass yourself with a celebratory video when he leaves Matthew, real United supporters get behind all of their players, apart from Perreira.

 

No truer word spoken.

I would even go Nescafé Standard ****ty dried turd blend > Nero.

 

Does anyone actually give a **** what happens to Fellani?

 

He’s left United, I’m happy about that to be honest.

 

I’m not, he was loyal, worked hard and never complained or made a fuss in the media.

Maybe he wasn’t the best player but I’m certainly not going to celebrate him leaving.

 

He also had a pretty cool barnet. Cutting that off reduced his entertainment value by at least 30%

 

Apparently when they cut his hair they found three of those young thai boys who got stuck in that cave. And Juninho.