Fifty Shades of Banana

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  1. - Doing The Lambert Walk

    - Doing The Lambert Walk Well-Known Member

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    A thread for Banana to regale us with his many tales of canoodling, nights of copulation, and waking up in the Algarve gutter the day after.


    I'll kick us off with Chapter One:

    Q: English women? - "They are easy though..."

    "Sometimes...Got to have some luck at times as well...I did get chatted up by some Irish girls the other day and the rest is history,better that way I don't have to do the work ."



    To Be Continued.
     
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  2. Joe!

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    Brilliant. This'll be taken down in the morning, but it doesn't mean we can't enjoy it tonight.
     
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  4. Condensed Trodden Fußball

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    Is the phrase "I did get chatted up" correct? It doesn't sit right in my mind for some reason, just doesn't.
     
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  5. The Based God

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    It's what someone who has never had any female attention would say.
     
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  6. Joe!

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    I believe it should be "I did get chirpsed".
     
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    http://www.thestudentroom.co.uk/showthread.php?t=893697

    <whistle>
     
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    He has boasted of his courting and romancing ability before right? Do we have no memory of any more quotes.... :(
     
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    Indeed it should. I need a new urban dictionary :)
     
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    I think he only started commenting on his dealings today. After, presumably, last night, when several pissed Irish birds starting talking to him then promptly walked off laughing.
     
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  11. AdamBanana20

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    Wow,this is so amusing.I've got my own thread and everything!

    Now you guys think I'm sort of player or something (I'm not),I didn't do anything particularly amazing,just the basics.

    "On the bus",don't worry I've had some female attention <ok>.

    "DTLW"-You must be busy,creating a thread about a fellow user who you don't know...
     
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    I just don't see why anyone who actually does get regular female attention would feel the need to brag about it on a football forum...
     
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    Just the basics? Mastered them by now I would imagine.

    No I'm not busy, clearly. Else I wouldn't have wasted time on this thread.

    We don't know you either but you still yap on about your bloody "attention".
     
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  14. Joe!

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    They wouldn't, they're too busy getting regular female attention.
     
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    Mr Banana is clearly a very lonely child, I swear he posted on a thread not too long ago saying how rubbish his luck is with girls etc.
     
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    Bit weird, isn't it. Especially as he randomly brought it up whilst we were talking about "Take Me Out". Almost as if he was a bit insecure and felt the need to reassure himself/delude himself.
     
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  17. RickieLambertsGoldenBoot

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    Please find that quite.

    Look thought his history ;)
     
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  18. Dan

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    Fair call, it's Saturday night and we're all on a football forum.
     
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    I think I need to re-evaluate my life.
     
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  20. The Based God

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    I've got a feeling it was the night where the board went crazy and there was a mini revolution, therefore the thread would be deleted and it won't be on his history, feel free to check for yourself though.
     
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