Wrong answer. You are a very, very intelligent young man with a glittering career ahead of you. Don't make me do it.
You've no idea what you're doing here. Try using some of that wonderful education you had and take a step back before it's too late. Do the smart thing.
You're not graspiing the gravity of the situation you're in. I'll give you 5 minutes to pm me. If I don't hear from you then all bets are off.