Off Topic Fittest member of Little Mix

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Bodinki, Dec 4, 2019.

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Which member of Little Mix would you choose to bang?

  1. Jade

  2. Jesy

  3. Perry

  4. Leigh-Anne

  5. None (ie I am gay)

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  1. Bodinki

    Bodinki I pity the fool who virtue signals!
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    So we have had thread after thread on HIAG and his flounces, Paedophiles, Brexit and politics.
    Now we gonna go back to some good old fashion pervvin' of the female form.

    So, which member of Little Mix would you choose to ****, if you could pick just one?

    I honestly cannot pick!
     
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  2. Simple Saffy

    Simple Saffy Not606 Godfather

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    **** knows, I'll have to google them.
     
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  3. luvgonzo

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    Perry, easy choice as Chamberlain needs a rest so that he's fit to play. I'm providing a service to the team i support.
     
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  4. Simple Saffy

    Simple Saffy Not606 Godfather

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    That is one ****ing ugly girl group Bod. You serious?

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  5. Suckmyklopp

    Suckmyklopp Supreme high chancellor of roller discos

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    Jade in the arse with the penis
     
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  6. Tel

    Tel Matth's Uncle

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    I’d rather **** a fist full of sand.
     
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  7. Simple Saffy

    Simple Saffy Not606 Godfather

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    I can honestly say that I wouldn't trade my bird for any of them.
     
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  8. Suckmyklopp

    Suckmyklopp Supreme high chancellor of roller discos

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    I ****ing would, but only for the money, i have morals
     
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  9. Simple Saffy

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    Fair point, I never thought of that.
     
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  10. Libby

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    Imagine knowing all of the names of members of a girlband ffs.
     
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  11. Suckmyklopp

    Suckmyklopp Supreme high chancellor of roller discos

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    Its helps if you plan to kidnap them and make them sex slaves
     
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  12. Simple Saffy

    Simple Saffy Not606 Godfather

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    I thought Bod was a geezer and then I'm finding out he's been nailing blow up sheep while watching Little Mix on MTV in the background.
     
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  13. Libby

    Libby Not606's Top Interviewee

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    Typical Chelsea fan mate, loves the plastic.
     
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  14. Bodinki

    Bodinki I pity the fool who virtue signals!
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    So vote none
     
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  15. Bodinki

    Bodinki I pity the fool who virtue signals!
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    See Sucky and Spurly are the only motherfuckers on here who get it!
    Bunch of pseudo moralistic braggarts.

    "I wouldnt trade my bird for any of them" <laugh> **** right off with that bullshit!
     
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  16. Tel

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    Two dogs, a sheep and a ****ing Mongaroo
     
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  17. Simple Saffy

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    Fair play for putting your hand up to shagging a horror every night <laugh>

    I wouldn't trade my birds looks for any of those. Fact.
     
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  18. Bodinki

    Bodinki I pity the fool who virtue signals!
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    My wife aint a horror per se, and she would have given this lot a run when I first met her.
    However, 20 years, 2 kids and 3 mortgages later, she aint looking as good.....neither am I, by a long shot, so I cant complain too much :p

    But its just fun ya fecking killjoy!
     
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  19. Bodinki

    Bodinki I pity the fool who virtue signals!
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    And sorry, if you dont find at least Perrie attractive, then you are a certified chutney ferret, I dont give a **** how fit you claim your bird is....


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  20. Stan

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    Presumably they can all sing as I don't think any of them are in the band for their looks.
     
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