Off Topic Fittest member of Little Mix

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Bodinki, Dec 4, 2019.

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Which member of Little Mix would you choose to bang?

  1. Jade

  2. Jesy

  3. Perry

  4. Leigh-Anne

  5. None (ie I am gay)

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  1. Suckmyklopp

    Suckmyklopp Supreme high chancellor of roller discos

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  2. Rorschach

    Rorschach Well-Known Member

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    Jesus, it's like asking who's the prettiest in the Spice Girls...
     
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  3. Tel

    Tel Sucky’s Bailiff

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    <laugh>

    Worst present ever.
     
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  4. Tel

    Tel Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Old Spice.
     
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  5. Suckmyklopp

    Suckmyklopp Supreme high chancellor of roller discos

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    Is it a recent thing or a tradition? <laugh>

    <rofl>
     
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  6. Suckmyklopp

    Suckmyklopp Supreme high chancellor of roller discos

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    Scary.

    Filth
     
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  7. PISKIE

    PISKIE rock spotter
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    Is this a christmas list or a wid/ widnae list ?
     
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  8. Chief

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    Also shortest tradition in history.
     
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  9. Chief

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    Anyone says they wouldn't bang Perrie is a fookin' liar!
     
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  10. Tel

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    Agree. I’d pork her but it’d be like chucking a Fruit Shoot into an empty swimming pool after Eddie Murphy has been and destroyed her.
     
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  11. Bodinki

    Bodinki I pity the fool who virtue signals!
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    So pick the gay option
     
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  12. Bodinki

    Bodinki I pity the fool who virtue signals!
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    or a fag! Can't leave out the benders! In the spirit of inclusivity
     
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  13. Bodinki

    Bodinki I pity the fool who virtue signals!
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    Jesus Tel.
    I just want us all to have a nice Christmas gang ****! Whats wrong with that?
     
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  14. Tel

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    Ive porked worse than any of them, maybe not the one without a chin but defo the other 3. I just don’t see them as sexy girls though, they look boring.
     
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  15. Bodinki

    Bodinki I pity the fool who virtue signals!
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    I aint saying they sexy as fook, if I was going that route the poll would have had Amy Jackson, Rachel Riley, Margot Robbie and Gal Gadot in the poll.
    I was just trying to steer the board topic away from Brexit, HIAG and Pedophilia

    But Perrie is fit as **** though :p
     
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  16. Tel

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    How old are those girls anyway? Immature girls do my head in, biggest turn off for me. I’d rather shag a milf any day of the week.

    Not Caitlyn.
     
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  17. Bodinki

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    Late 20's I think
     
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  18. Tel

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    I thought they were younger. I’ll take the fatty for the team then.
     
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  19. Bodinki

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    Just googled, Jesy (the larger one) is 28, Leigh Anne (The black girl) is 28, Perrie and Jade are 26.
     
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  20. Suckmyklopp

    Suckmyklopp Supreme high chancellor of roller discos

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    Genuinely close to spitting out my cuppa tea when i read that <laugh>

    I like to think of them tweets as metthyews lil xmas presents for us<cracker>:bandit:
     
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