Flying

Can't say I enjoy the experience.

 

I used to love it . Not since 911 though .

 

What don’t you like about it?

 

Long flights are an uncomfortable bore, unless you’re in business or first, but I don’t have any fear of flying.

 

Flew at least 3 times a year alone as a kid between my dad and mum pre 9/11 and loved it. The take off being my favourite part.
Them was the days they used to take you to the cockpit and as a kid traveling alone you'd always get star treatment from some some air hostess that thought I was adorable and obviously wanted to bang me when I grew up.
Sat in the Co-pilot seat many times back then and the sight of a 747 cockpit on a night flight as a star wars loving kid was something else.

Prefer bigger planes now after a few roller-coaster flights to dam and back

 

Someone said you got a ban mate?

Never knew you was a bad boy

 

Love flying. Been in all sorts of planes big and small, some with wheels on the bottom and some with Skis. Also flown a couple of little Cesnas and once jumped out of one at 10,000ft.

Love everything about aviation.

 

Do you like taking a **** in those little ****ty airplane bogs?

 

No sweat mate. He’s been itching to ban me for something. I’ll survive

 

I like the sound they make when they flush.

 

I usually do lines in them

 

So, some old granny who’s busting for a piss has to wait while you feed your nose?

 

Or if she's been in there first, Sucky is snorting lines covered in splashes of her old fanny piss.

 

Quite enjoy it. Not been outside of Europe though so never had to experience a long haul flight, longest was probably just over 3 hours which was to Malta. I always book window seats as I like the views.

 

That should make him look twice next time.

 

A little bit of aviation advice...always choose to sit at the rear of an aircraft...as I've never heard of one reversing into a mountain.

Edit,
Fooking hell, I've turned into Fosse!

 

Unavoidable mate. Those baggy old granny flaps will be spraying piss like a leaky sprinkler. His charlie will be tainted with the smell of Tena lady.

 

Gonna go one more on the geeky aviation facts, the chances of survival are greater in a crash at the rear of the plane.

Unless you fly into a mountain of course.

 

I don't really like it as the idea of sitting in a metal box thousands of feet in the sky is not overly comforting. That said it's a big wide world and you only live once so it's a necessary evil.

 

Flying's awesome!

Means I'm either going somewhere great, or going home, which is great too!

As for jumping out of one, no ****ing way!

It lands with me inside it, preferably on its wheels, or on its arse if necessary, but there'll be no jumping out of the bugger!!!