Last night Masky went to the Tesco to buy a bag of food for his dog. Already in line, a woman behind him asked hi if he had a dog...WTF? Masky stared at her (those who know him will imagine his gaze) ...but then why would he be buying dog food...right? So on impulse he told her no, that he didn’t have a dog, that he was starting the dog food diet again, and that he probably shouldn't because he ended up in the hospital the last time, but he did weigh 4 kilos less! Masky went on telling her that it was the perfect diet and that all you had to do is carry a few biscuits in your pocket and eat one or two every time you feel hungry Frightened, the woman asks Masky if he ended up in the hospital because the dog food had poisoned him?Masky answered...of course not! Masky said he was admitted because he bent down to sniff the bum of a German Shepherd and he was hit by a fugging truck! Wham!