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A Better Class Of Joke On Here Pals!

Discussion in 'Cardiff City' started by Masky, Mar 18, 2020.

  1. Oldsparkey

    Oldsparkey Well-Known Member
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    Funny that about names clingo, and that mention of Frank brought a few memories back from my early years in Bridgned as a lad. For some inexplicable reason, we all used to call each other by our father's first names - no idea why - anybody else experience that?

    My mate Roger was always called Frank because that was his father's name, and another mate Hugh was always referred to as Bryn (father's name again). I was known as Vic because my dad's name was Victor (a la Camarasa).

    Funny how things jog your memory particularly at this difficult time. <ok>
     
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  2. Barry Tiger

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    Never heard of this before otherwise I would have been called John
     
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  3. ccfcremotesupport

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    Not come across that one sparkey.
    Saying that, I'm not called by my first name anyway. Have always gone by my middle name.
     
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  4. FrankfurterBlue

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    We had a local lad who was called John Ivor coz his dad was Ivor.
     
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  5. william5551

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    my name is William because my father my grandfather and great grandfather were called William,so why do people call me billy.just saying.
     
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  6. clingo

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    Can't remember my name!
     
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  7. Barry Tiger

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    Interesting Masky facts;

    The Masky family name was found in the USA between 1880 and 1920. The most Masky families were found in the USA in 1880. In 1880 there were 6 Masky families living in New York. This was about 43% of all the recorded Masky's in the USA. New York had the highest population of Masky families in 1880.

    In 1939, Drapers Assistant was the top reported job for people in the UK named Masky. 50% of Masky women worked as a Drapers Assistant

    Between 1968 and 1994, in the United States, Masky life expectancy was at its lowest point in 1968, and highest in 1994. The average life expectancy for Masky in 1968 was 63, and 90 in 1994.
     
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  8. Masky

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    Just goating around I guess Billy....get over yourself pal! Bet you’ve got a beard eh? :emoticon-0103-cool::emoticon-0103-cool::emoticon-0103-cool:
     
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  9. Masky

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    Infatuation continues with you and BFB with Masky...as Patrick Stewart famously retorted “you do realise I am not actually a wizard, don’t you?” :emoticon-0103-cool::emoticon-0103-cool::emoticon-0103-cool:
     
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  10. ccfcremotesupport

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    Interesting facts there BT.

    At what point in history was the unusual Masky Tripple Bollock gene first recorded?
    Does it occur with all Masky males or does it skip generations?
     
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  11. BluefromBridgend

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    Or just a one off hybrid? = freak

    Or should I say three off?
     
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  12. clingo

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    Research suggests it started with Levi Masky although this is vehemently disputed by Wrangler Masky.
     
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  13. Masky

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    Sounds like the line up for the Traveling Wilburys.
    Was there a Lefty Masky? Or maybe a Lucky, Boo or Otis?
     
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  15. Masky

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    Masky went out for a run last night, just to keep his magnificent frame in shape. Amazed to find the streets out cheering him on....come on did you lot organise it...,Clingo....anyone?:emoticon-0103-cool::emoticon-0103-cool::emoticon-0103-cool:
     
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  16. Masky

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    Masky is aghast and in total shock!
    His local hairdresser Mario has been sent down for 9 years for dealing drugs.
    Masky has been going to him for years....he never knew he did hair. :emoticon-0103-cool::emoticon-0103-cool::emoticon-0103-cool:
     
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    Masky is very angry....angrier than fugging angry pals!
    Found out the local Dentist was open for emergency calls, and Masky went along. He sits in the chair and Dentist looks in his gob and-says to Masky....”this is gonna hurt pal”. Masky says in his replay, “okay...fair enough”...Dentist says “I’ve been shagging your missus! Fug off! :emoticon-0103-cool::emoticon-0103-cool::emoticon-0103-cool:
     
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  18. Masky

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    Magnificent Masky was so drunk last night he couldn't remember coming home from the kitchen! :emoticon-0103-cool::emoticon-0103-cool::emoticon-0103-cool:

    Magnificent Masky said to the missus last night, "Here, put this nurses outfit on."
    "Ooh," Mrs Masky said seductively. "Why is that?"
    Masky said, "We need a loaf!" Fug off pals! :emoticon-0103-cool::emoticon-0103-cool::emoticon-0103-cool:
     
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  19. Masky

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    Masky is feeling his age in respect of his sex drive. He has started using Viagra.....it says on the package that it won’t make him James Bond....but is likely to make him Roger Moore! Masky was impressed! :emoticon-0103-cool::emoticon-0103-cool::emoticon-0103-cool:
     
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  20. Masky

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    Masky had a lover in Peterborough
    she said hey big boy it’s time to choose, or
    I’ll have to make do With Clingo
    poor moi! :emoticon-0103-cool::emoticon-0103-cool::emoticon-0103-cool:

    No offence pal!
     
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