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Gas piss all over the grass!

Discussion in 'Shrewsbury' started by Mcginlay's Car Keys, Nov 18, 2011.

  1. Mcginlay's Car Keys

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  2. tinned hats

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    well, chris-gashead did mention that they had multi talented players........I think his dog may have trained him, because he didn't just piss anywhere,he pissed on the corner flag!!.......class
     
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  4. atcham jack

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    i think there is a fuller story on the gas boards, but if buckle was to get the rest of the squad performing with dunfords dairy adding gallons of sour milk to the pitch, this may combine to produce an elementary sprinkler system
     
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  5. Hounded Out By Morons

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    This whole episode is symptomatic of the ethos surrounding the Memorial ground and it's support. They frequently use language learned off the lavatory walls.

    No, that cannot be correct. They obviously do not know what a lavatory is!!!
     
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  6. wizered

    wizered Ol' Mucker
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    [QUOTENo, that cannot be correct. They obviously do not know what a lavatory is!!! ][/QUOTE]

    Everybody knows a lavatory is a 'Rock Hard Conservative'...real true blues.....
     
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  7. uncle grahams barmy army

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    the gas fans have gone eerily quiet since the start of the season!!
     
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  8. Chris-Gashead

    Chris-Gashead Well-Known Member

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    Dont think we have gone quiet uncle, just got nothing to share <laugh>
     
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  9. tinned hats

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    we have, you havent!!:1980_boogie_down::1980_boogie_down::1980_boogie_down:
     
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  10. Chris-Gashead

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    Still can't believe your best player is Mark Wright <laugh>

    Shows how **** the gas have become :(
     
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    It obviously takes a good manager to bring the best out of certain players. Sadly lacking down your way.
     
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    One of several, Chris - we've got a squad full of good 'uns, some of whom can't even make the bench at the moment, never mind the starting XI. And two of whom you let slip, of course. So thanks for them!

    Mark Wright - 20 goals in less than 1.5 seasons and loads of assists. Class is permanent, Gas is ............. (I'll let others fill in the blank).
     
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  13. Chris-Gashead

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    No, he is good in a ****e league like ours. In league one, he couldn't hack it <laugh> terrible player, one of the worst the gas have ever seen. But I suppose having some quality players over the years makes it hard for some donkey plonker to look good at our club. Rickie Lambert, Bobby Zamora, Jason Roberts, Marcus Stewart, Jamie Cureton, Barry Hayles, Scott Sinclair, Ian Holloway etc etc etc the list goes on :) Those are quality players you could only DREAM of ever having :)
     
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  14. tinned hats

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    <laugh>quality player you couldn't dream of keeping you mean!!....who's in goal for England?:1980_boogie_down:
     
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  15. Jenny!

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    Yeah, none of those players got anywhere near being the best in their position. It's only a matter of time before our Joe becomes the Worlds No1.

    So Chris, you've been Top Trumped once again. :)
     
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    remind me chris, how many of your squad are internationals. we only have 4 and they have to wait their turn on the bench
     
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    Scott Sinclair played TWO games for you and you let him go.
    Jamie Cureton played for shrewsbury too.
    Bobby Zamora was so good for you, that you let him out on loan twice.
    Marcus Stewart left Bristol and when he returned he went to City
     
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    Had one of the very best at Rovers, Nigel Martyn <ok>
     
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    Point? all of them still made it via Rovers <ok>

    All of those players are quality you could never dream of having. Shrews had Cureton on loan when he was older than AJ and AJ is about 80 <laugh>
     
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  20. atcham jack

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    how many do you actually have in your squad now, i am not referring to yesteryear deadbeats, or ex gas players, but those in your squad now!
     
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