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I insist you tell me how you know that.

 

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You couldn't make it up!!

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Brilliant!!! Just showed that to all the guys in the pub! Same result!

 

Some old fella knocked down outside the blue bell on sat night.

 

53 year old bloke beat up in town last night.. In a critical condition and a 26 year old man arrested..

 

Same all over mate, we had 3 guys in a white Golf put their car straight through somebody's house wall at 1.30 am Sunday..

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Personally, I would whip these ****s silly and publicly..

 

Just got off the ferry in Bastia, drove down to Porto Vecchio and put the boat in the water, we'll try it out tomorrow.

So we went into town for lunch to a great family run restaurant we've been to before, proper Corsican.

It's down a back alley and as we approached there's a dozen police on their radios looking mean with their guns, shaved heads and sunglasses .... and that was just the women!

So we hung back, all excited, thinking there was a raid on some Mafia rendezvous .....
.... then they all sat down for lunch ffs.

Crime has to wait between noon and 3pm on Corsica.

 

Tinder date goes horribly wrong when a woman gets stuck in a window frame trying to retrieve her own excrement that she threw out of it when she blocked the toilet

That old chestnut eh.

 

Hmm, the Tory votes

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RIP.


Top 5 threads have less than 20posts in several hours.

 

It's not as popular as it used to be . . . . the past is nearly always remembered more fondly than the present (no matter how bad it was) !

 

Keep the faith marra

 

What do you expect at 2:50 am

 

What about the hours and hours before? Smartarse.

 

It is indeed mate, sadly.

 

I have been pissed for the past 48 hours due to mourning my 57th birthday. I should come around some time tomorrow..