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They've tresspassed onto private property to steal, and you want to applaud them. I hope you get mugged at knifepoint when your 80.
If I were in charge they'd have to put their hands in a freezer for 10 minutes before getting a varnished wooden ruler across the back of their knuckles, thieving ****s.

 

Bit specific that Ern, who did it to ya man, you should report em.

 

That was Ern proving he has got joy in his soul

 

You obviously had a lack of cuddles in your life. My arms are always open.

In all seriousness, I'm always concerned about blokes with attitudes like yours to children. It's just plain weird.

 

you're right, **** it, let them steal whatever they want and act however they please, lets no bother with any boundaries.

 

That's the attitude. Welcome back into the real world

 

I think they will (rightly) get pulled up for it

But I still think it makes them little legends in the spirit of ****ery

 

As if Ern has never stole an apple from the tree

 

The farmer use to come out with the two bore when I was a kid stealing cherries off the tree - Ern is right, we should be arming all the yellow jacket brigade with two bores, just blast the kid in the back next time, save chasing him.

 

I reckon Ern might have neighbour problems again

What's eating ya @ern ?

 

Shooting kids in the back ain't cool bro

 

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fooking is now.

 

Worse than scratches that

 

Rocksalt in the cartridges just hurts like **** but doesn't kill unless close range

 

Hot rice was a favourite of the bastards around here if they caught folk on their land.

 

I remember not being able to find one of my bro's one time, after the farmer chased us with his gun. I thought where the fook is he, and I'm looking back at the farmer, next minute he drops out a tree behind the back of him.

 

It'll be 2 less fossil fuel consumers of the future gone, so environmental concerns are addressed too.

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/59448376

What a joke.