Ha, how can you tell who wrote what or are you guessing? No big post from Dev then, stumped it was! Oh wait I appear to have "called him out" now... Someone tell Dev I do like taigs, I was an usher at a taigs wedding and have several taig friends, hell I'm even partial to a taig or two on here...
youve lost that beeling feeling we dont have to take our clothes off (to have a beeling time, oh no) beel (a deeper hate) beelings (nothing nore than beelings) how deep is your beel cant get enough of your beel
It was for the sake of this day that he had first decided to run for the Presidency, a decision which had sent waves of astonishment throughout the Imperial Galaxy - Zaphod Beeblebrox? President? Not the Zaphod Beeblebrox? Not the President? Many had seen it as a clinching proof that the whole of known creation had finally gone bananas.
Falkirk have suspended their PA announcer for making "inappropriate" comments about Rangers at the weekend. The stadium announcer reportedly referred to Rangers as "Sevco Franchise" when reading out half-time scores during the interval at Falkirk's game against Raith Rovers on Saturday. The Scottish First Division side have also apologised to Rangers and launched an investigation. The remarks make reference to Sevco Scotland, the name of the company who purchased the business and assets of Rangers in the summer, after the club was consigned to liquidation. Shareholders voted in favour of the owner Sevco Scotland Limited changing its name to The Rangers Football Club Limited at an extraordinary general meeting in July. A statement from Falkirk's chairman Martin Ritchie on their official website read: "We have already apologised to Rangers FC and would now like to apologise to the many Rangers supporters who have been in contact with the club. Falkirk FC are treating this incident very seriously and the individual concerned has been suspended from his duties, pending a full investigation by the club." The two clubs are to face each other in the second round of the Ramsdens Cup on Tuesday at the Falkirk Stadium, before meeting again in the Scottish Communities League Cup at Ibrox next week. When asked about the comments, Rangers' manager Ally McCoist said: "I couldn't give a monkey's, to be honest with you. If he wants to have a wee dig, he can have a wee dig. I don't have a problem with it at all. It's probably not the right thing to do, I'd have to say, but I've got far bigger things to worry about than that."
Choose beel. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a ****ing big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of ****ing fabrics. Choose beel and wondering who the **** you are on a Sunday morning. Choose beel sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing ****ing junk food into your mouth. Choose beeling away at the end of it all, beeling your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, beeling, ****ed up brats you spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose beel