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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by TN8, Jan 26, 2010.

  1. TN8

    TN8 Member

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    Having some chat with the new receptionist.

    Like most new people I meet, she said I look like that boy off Emmerdale that used to be the bender in Hollyoaks..... then said oh my daughter LOVES him!

    What age is your daughter?

    17.

    Got a photo? (cheeky grin)

    Yeah, should have some on my phone.

    Oooft, very nice!

    You're not single tho are you? Haha!

    Not right this minute, but I'll keep you posted.

    DING DONG <laugh>

    Mother-and-daughter threesome based filth will be running through my head for the rest of the day now <ok>
     
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    TN8, Jan 26, 2010
  2. Null

    Null Well-Known Member
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    You'll be off to the bogs for a chug TN8!

    <laugh>
     
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    Null, Jan 26, 2010
  3. Bhoy From Brum

    Bhoy From Brum Well-Known Member

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    The daughters probably got a gay pal lined up for you <ok>
     
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    Bhoy From Brum, Jan 26, 2010
  4. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    The Police take a dim view on sex-pests though.....
     
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  5. TN8

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    Already have pud, already have <laugh>
     
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  6. Null

    Null Well-Known Member
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    <laugh>

    You shoudl let her know - tell her it's a compliment!!!
     
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    Null, Jan 26, 2010
  7. Frank The Tank

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    <laugh>

    Ya ****ing queer.
     
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    Frank The Tank, Jan 26, 2010
  8. RDW1

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    You shat it from the mother/daughter Polish combo that lived next door, you'll **** it from this pair too. <ok>
     
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    RDW1, Jan 26, 2010
  9. Wolvibhoy

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    Your ****ed once she checks the register
     
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    Wolvibhoy, Jan 26, 2010

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