Golden Boots Predictions for the 2014/15 Season

Mystic Predictions for the season:

The table:
1) Manchester City
2) Man Utd
3) Chelsea
4) Arsenal
5) Tottenham
6) Liverpool - overspending/overhaul of the squad will back fire
7) Everton

Southampton will finish 10th.

Burnley, Aston Villa and Sunderland will be relegated.



Real Madrid will win La Liga


Bayern Munich will win the Champions League


Lukaku will be the Premier League top scorer


Rangers will gain a third successive promotion.


After buying 37 players in the summer window Harry Redknapp's QPR finish 13th.

Sam Alladyce sacked by November. Mark Hughes also loses his job in the new year.


Thoughts?

 

Pelle will be the top scorer.

 

You can get 80 to 1 for that.
Ravel Morrison has shorter odds to JWP to win Young Player. 4 months in jail might hinder Morrison somewhat

 

MY Mystic Predictions for the season:

The table:
1) Southampton
2) Man Utd
3) Man City
4) Chelsea
5) Arsenal
6) Everton
7) Crystal Palace

Burnley, Aston Villa and Sunderland will not be relegated.

Liverpool will finish 18th after Brenda 'lucky' Rogers gets found out. Sturridge finishes top scorer with 12 goals from 2540 shots with no assists. pass completion rate is 0% (or 100% if you like - 0 out of 0.) Lovren breaks Hooiveld's OG record.

Tottenham will finish 19th after MPs Plan A doesn't work and his alternative.........plan A proves to be the same as the unalternative Plan A. He also gets fired by Christmas whilst only using 14 players from the start of the season up to Christmas. Sherwood is re-drafted in, uses 14 different players including 3 from the Spurs under 16s. Sherwood's record outshines MPs by 4 points leaving Spurs with a total of 27 points. He is fired by Levy while the media proclaim he has yet again been a great.

West Ham finish bottom on 11 points (all from draws) only 8 goals scored including 3 by Andy Carroll from his wheelchair which he resides in throughout the season after his 4 month injury turning out to be 18 months of lazy bullshitting. Allardyce remains at the helm after a spectacular January transfer window leaves Gold and Sullivan bankrupt and unable to afford his pay off.


Real Zaragoza will win La Liga after everone else is declared bankrupt and relieved of their top flight status


Zenit St Petersberg will win the Champions League and the rest of Europe will take UEFA to court declaring Russia is not in Europe. Russia resolves the issue by sending the tanks in and declaring Europe as part of Russia.


Odemwengie will be the Premier League top scorer after confounding the legal teams by playing for all but 1 of the Premier League teams.


Celtic will lose the SPL just to see if they can generate some interest.


After buying 37 players in the summer window Harry Redknapp resigns saying the board aren't supporting him. He is replaced by Steve McLaren and umbrella sales soar.

Tony Pulis is headhunted by Barcelona but are rebuffed as Pulis states his heart is at Crystal Palace. The world shakes their head in disbelief whilst finding solace in the fact that at least one person in the PL has loyalty and declare him a saint. 2 days later Pulis resigns and joins Barcelona, when questioned Pulis states he thought the bloke said Blackburn Rovers ef ef ef. The rest of the season see Pique and Messi have the most touches in the european leagues as the ball goes directly between the 2 for the whole game.

 

On a more serious note: Rangers will be promoted, but not as champions.

 

Predicting the top seven? Wow, you must have a huge amount of insight to do that....

 

Top 4
1,Chelsea
2,Man City
3,Man United
4,Arsenal

Relegated
West brom
Burnley
Aston villa

First manager sacked = Alan Irvine.

 

Chelsea
City
Arsenal
United
Liverpool
Everton

Top goal scorer: Costa

 

1. Chelsea - They'll win it jose style, with miserable football
2. Arsenal - Good additions, and some pressure off after finally winning something
3. Man City - Good run but will screw up when it matters
4. Liverpool - Will take too long to gel and will be behind from the start

Top Scorer: Aguero

Relegation:
Aston Villa
QPR
Burnley

Champion League: Barcelona

Euro League: Who cares

Southampton to finish 12th.

 

1. Man City
2. Man Utd
3. Chelsea
4. Liverpool

Saints: 10-13th having played lovely football; JWP wins broadcaster of the year.

Relegated: Burnley, Sunderland, Villa

 

Saints to be crowned World Champions

 

Never mind next season, I'm looking forward to the 2015-16 Champions League Final between Southampton and Crystal Palace at the San Siro.

 

Can't see Sunderland being relegated or Lukaku being top scorer.

Rooney to have a storming season under Van Gaal.

 

The table:
1) Chelsea
2) City
3) Arsenal
4) United
5) Liverpool
6) Tottenham
7) Everton

Southampton will finish 12th.

Burnley, Hull and West Brom will be relegated.



Real Madrid will win La Liga


Bayern Munich will win the Champions League


Aguero will be the Premier League top scorer


Rangers will gain a third successive promotion.


Harry Redknapp's QPR finish 11th.

Sam Alladyce sacked in December. Steve Bruce also loses his job in the December.

 

Now if you'd said ...."at The New Dell, in front of a sell-out 60,000 crowd," then I'd have believed you

 

I have a funny feeling United could even win it this year.

 

1 United
2 City
3 Chelsea
4 Arsenal.

Saints 12th.

Aston Village, West Brom & Burnley to go.