Off Topic Golf 2021

Had a cracking afternoon on Sunday, four of us, lovely weather. It's just a great game.

 

I've just bought two pairs of golf shoes, four pairs of trousers, and four t-shirts. I believe one must look smart when is out on the course. I'm playing good golf, so much so that I'm after a couple of "Rubert Bear" strides. You must be a good player to wear such stupid clothing, hitting the ball a mere fifty yards while wearing green and blue chequed trousers is simply not on.

 

I'm sure there's a photo doing the rounds of you in your Rupert Bear Jimjams when you were a youngun.
Nothing changed then, how cute.

 

I ain't seen it

 

@Dorty Dogbreath you could do with a new thread Golf 2022.

 

Dustin Johnson going to the Saudi tour.

 

Is the **** about to hit the fans?
Same as the ESL, if you play in it, don't come crawling back thinking you can do both.
Sit back and watch multi millionaires implode with each other, I hope the backstabbing is fully committed....

 

But since when have the PGA Tour been the rulers of golf?

They took over from another tour way back when.

I don't really care either way.

 

Playing tomorrow

 

Twat, in fact Old twat.
Where at?
Have I mentioned what I'm doing tomorrow.

 

Old? The cheek of it! What is happening mañana, you getting a visit from a nice nursey?

 

I play every weekend , need the exercise

 

Lol, plenty of nursies, but SFA, as in NIL Doctors to be seen.
I'm here forever it would appear, so golf may be getting less likely.
What was your score today?

 

Bad craic, they must all be out celebrating the jubilee ffs! Played bedlingtonshire today, a bit of a mixed bag, four birdies and an eagle but dropped too many at the end, could have shot under par but ended up two over. I shouldn't complain

 

I meant to ask, how many Mulligans did you call.

 

What's a mulligan?

 

Something the Barber would do after one of his infamous shots.
Anyway look it up.....

 

I sacked Barber last year. A **** player and no etiquette

 

You must be a low handicap Fook me
Played bedlington loads hard course , with grumpy members