Off Topic Golf

Hes south African

Was that you ****ing up his t shot into the drink?

 

Course is toughening up today like mate. Not many players shooting low scores and improving on their scores from yesterday. Still some of the big guns out there. Tiger’s been scrambling a lot today, nearly a bogey free round. Let’s hope he’s just playing a bit of course management to make sure he makes the cut and he’s gonna unleash th’morra!

 

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That looks like a one of the camera shots where you cant see the ball in the air

 

South African but plays for Europe in the Ryder Cup

 

And played for team GB at the Olympics in 2016!

 

That’s English enough for me.

 

Since when did your nationality matter in international sport anymore ? He just wanted to play in the Ryder cup so pretended he was english

 

Meanwhile, Chaos is a Sweaty Sock!

 

You are trying far too much mate.

 

Sadly what I'm saying is true... even international sport is ruined.

You can tell hes south African by his accent

 

I didmNt realize that’s how the nationality test works. Am going to tell my Indonesian stepdaughter to apply for her British passport immediately - she speaks broad Mancunian.

 

Even your south African couldn't win

 

I'm sure if someone digs far enough they'll find some English roots somewhere for Gary Woodland....he must be English surely with a name like that!

 

I'm out this afternoon. Presumably when Chaos is at work!

 

Look I'm sorry for pointing out facts

 

What's your point tho? I don't recall anyone rooting for him to win or putting any bets on him.....or even mentioning his name at all. It's a multi-national tournament where your Nationality or Ethnicity matters not.

Do feel free to call again next year though when the Ryder Cup is on and question his eligibility for the European team based on his African roots

 

If Australia can get into the Eurovision Song Contest then Rose can get into our Ryder Cup Team.

 

Everyone has African roots , so international sport is a joke

 

Courtesy of the Portsmouth Board and put here mainly to annoy Chaos and DPP by resurrecting this thread

GOLF TERMS EXPLAINED

• A Sally Gunnell - not pretty but a good runner
• A Paris Hilton - an expensive hole
• A Dennis Wise - a nasty 5 footer
• A Diego Maradona - a very nasty 5 footer
• A Salman Rushdie - an impossible read
• A Rio Ferdinand - Lipped out
• A Rock Hudson - thought it was straight, but it wasn"t
• A Cuban - needs one more revolution
• An Elton John - a big bender that lips the rim
• An Adolf Hitler - two shots in the bunker
• A Yasser Arafat - ugly and in the sand
• A Kate Winslett - a bit fat but otherwise perfect
• A Kate Moss - bit thin
• A Gerry Adams - playing a Provisional
• A David Trimble - tentative prod
• A Glen Miller - kept low and didn"t make it over the water
• An Arthur Scargill - a great strike but a poor result
• A Russell Grant - a fat iron
• A Peter Mandelson - an unbelievable iron
• A Rodney King - over-clubbed
• An O.J. Simpson - got away with it
• A Paula Radcliffe - not as ugly as a Sally Gunnell but still a goodrunner
• A Princess Grace - should have taken a driver
• A Princess Di - shouldn"t have taken a driver
• A Robin Cook - just died on the hill
• A Michael Jackson - gradually fading
• A Douglas Bader - looked good in the air, but didn"t have the legs
• An Arsene Wenger - everyone saw where it went but you
• A Ken Livingstone - quite far left
• A Jean-Marie LePen - a long way right
• A Ladyboy - looks like an easy hole but all is not what it seems
• A condom - safe but didn"t feel real good
• A circus tent - a BIG top
• An Anna Kournikova - looks great, but unlikely to get a result
• A Vinnie Jones - nasty kick when you"re not expecting it
• A Ryanair - flies well but lands a long way from the target
• A sister-in-law - up there but I know that I shouldn"t be