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  1. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    As it happens, my wifey booked me in for an hours massage in a couple of weeks time. Apparently, the masseur gets you to turn over after half an hour <laugh><yikes>
     
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    Rafa's got the same issue - a bad side.

    I'll get my coat ...
     
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  3. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Stuff the footy, I shot a 74 today including two eagles in three holes. Beautiful <laugh>
     
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    Quality! I can only dream! Had my 1st eagle put the other day...3 putted!
     
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  5. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    <laugh> I like it! I had one of those days, one of the eagles was a fifty yard wedge that went it, fantastic when it happens. The other eagle was a three foot putt following a long drive at a par four. To be honest, if my putting had been better I could have shaved another four or five off my score. I'm playing on Monday, I will probably hit a 90 <laugh>
     
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    Exactly the same. So much variance between my best scoring form and a bad day. Always score best when I am playing sensible which is almost never because I think I'm way more capable than I actually am
     
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  7. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    If you hit long and straight with a driver, it makes reaching the green in two so much easier - sometimes with just a seven or eight iron even on longer holes. It's putting from 10 feet and closer which I struggle with, you'd think the law of averages would make a few more drop into the cup.
     
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    I remember playing in a Pro Am at Richmond and had 6 twos in the round ( 4 at par 3's and 2 at par 4's ).
    I ended up shooting level par so it shows how sh!te the rest of it was.
    Eight under for 6 holes and eight over for the other 12.....<laugh>
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    <laugh> That's some round Jim <laugh>
    Do you still play?
     
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    Think we may need to have a little 606 golf day, 9 in the morning to warm up with a full round in the arvo (sarnie and a pint in between of course) and a couple of daft compos for longest drive and nearest the pin on one of the par 3’s
     
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    Sounds like a cracking idea <cheers>
     
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    Not at the moment, I'm on crutches...<laugh>
    I haven't played seriously for a many years now. When I was full time coaching everyone thought I'd play a lot but I didn't have time. I've promised myself that when I fully get over the hip operation I'll start to enjoy a few tops, duff's and shanks again.
    I'd probably be quite useful off about 5 or 6 these days ...<days >
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Brilliant mate <laugh> I could do with some coaching on my iron play. Big drives are great but I'd be mega competitive if I could stop drifting to the right with my irons. My putting has improved a lot.
     
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    I’ll play against Jim then...

    :bandit:
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    <laugh> I reckon he would still hammer you! :emoticon-0110-tongu
     
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    Not if I kicked his crutches away.

    :emoticon-0165-muscl
     
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    <laugh> ffs
     
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    #butteringjimiupforfreecoachingtips
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    What a beautiful day for a game of golf. Out on the course now :smile:
     
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    Count me in I'm thinking of bringing the clubs out of hibernation!
     
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