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  1. Consett Mag

    Consett Mag Well-Known Member

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    Hilarious! Man U fans are going to love this.

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  2. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Class. They will be beelin!

    Move aside lads…
     
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  3. Dr Van Helsing

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    I couldn't care less about him.... Yesterdays best...all about him
     
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  4. Schlem Boogerman

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    Ronaldo is a ****.
     
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  5. Geordieginola

    Geordieginola Well-Known Member

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    He’s still a good player but not a top 5 player. He wants to be playing CL which is fair enough.

    Manu fans will proper go into meltdown now.
     
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  6. Leo Billy

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    I love Ronaldo. Lives a man’s dream, **** loads a money, can pull any lass he wants, one of the greatest to ever play the game, insane physique. Man has it all.

    plus I love how passionate he is about the game. Compare him to Neymar.
     
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  7. Hamish McMagdad

    Hamish McMagdad cult leader

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    I think they're ****ed. They had so many holes to plug anyway, then they lose Cavani, Pogba, Ronaldo, Henderson in addition to to the problems they had last year. I don't see who scores the goals, I don't see who creates the goals, and I don't see who stops the goals. Their defence was a bit ****, midfield was meh, and not exactly free scoring up top.

    Now they might get De Jong. He may turn out decent - he may turn out to be another Van de Beek. They may get Martinez. doesn't leave them with a truck load of cash to invest in a striker or a decent backup keeper.

    We might see them finish bottom half of the PL next year quite easily.
     
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  8. Ben 10

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    Hopefully. Bunch of Norwich scarf waving mongs
     
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  9. Hamish McMagdad

    Hamish McMagdad cult leader

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    3/4 of that fan base are going to be ****ed when they realise they've got no chance of getting tickets at out gaffe come Christmas <laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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  10. Consett Mag

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    They had their worst ever Premier League season with Ronaldo's 18 goals. Where's the goals coming from if he leaves?
    Nobody wants to go there and nobody wants to stay there. Couldn't happen to a better club.
     
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  11. Geordieginola

    Geordieginola Well-Known Member

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    I can honestly see them sacking them manager by mid season.

    Their fans expect to be in the title race or at the very least champions league spots and I think they need to spend upwards of 300m to get anywhere near.

    Look at Spurs and Arsenal who have far better squads now.

    Liverpool Man City and Chelsea are miles ahead of them.

    They are proper in the **** with bad past signings.
     
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  12. Hamish McMagdad

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    Sack race is between Rodgers, Ten Haag and Fat Fwank in my view.
     
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  13. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Man U are a toxic club
     
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  14. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    Ten Haag won’t get sacked
     
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  15. Geordieginola

    Geordieginola Well-Known Member

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    Why not. They are 3 players down already without any replacements.

    Of course there is time for them to make some but I don’t think they will improve.
     
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  16. Geordieginola

    Geordieginola Well-Known Member

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    Good shout on Rodgers.
     
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  17. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    Well that’s reason to sack him <doh>

    They have OGS time and I believe they will give Erik time.
     
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  18. Hamish McMagdad

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    What makes you so sure? He's won the Eredivise twice in 3 years. Meaning he finished second in a one horse race in one of those years. Even the wally with the brolly won the title there, who he has appointed as his assistant. I see Frank De Boear mk2 incoming.
     
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    Yea, they don't tend to fire their managers early. Usually 2-3 years if things don't go well.
     
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  20. Geordieginola

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    What I mean is he hasn’t got a good enough squad to get top six let alone top 4 or to challenge.

    Manu fans are impatient and will want wins instantly.

    He is under pressure from the get go.

    And now Ronaldo wants out.

    No one wants to sign for them.

    Your clever comment doesn’t sit right here. Do explain why he wouldn’t be up for the chop if they have a **** season. Do you honestly think the manu fans will accept another ****e season.
     
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