Haaland

Give Jesus time and he fluffs it...one of them instinctive footballers. Hence why he misses pens and sitters all day long

 

Because the clause was mandatory. Imagine City losing a £150m striker for £50m. No top club wanted mugged off but Dortmund know they’re a feeder club and conveniently very good at developing youth.

 

I don't know the details of his contract. All I know is he's on his way to becoming the best striker in world football.

Surely theres a way round that bullshit contract? Or offer a different deal?

 

Yeah, kill Raiola.

 

His agents, including Raiola insisted on having a stake in his future value, as part of any deal. Dortmund were prepared to accept this due to the very low buyout fee. Others, notably United, weren’t, as it’s a slippery slope and goes against FIFA’s view on what is acceptable. Raiola is a ****ing maggot basically, greedy fat ****.

 

I do hope he finds a new club for Jesse Lingard mind

 

I still have a fear that he’ll somehow manage to unload the Insta legend on us ffs.

 

Hopefully mate.

 

Have a heart, we already own Iwobi ffs.

 

He's got Everton written all of him. Probably 35mil or some ****.

 

Made for West Ham as a makeweight in the Rice deal.

 

I should have read on

 

We pass all our players to you though mate. Big Gibbo, Timmo, Lil Louis, Clevs, Shneidlad, Blomqy. Top lads.

 

Big Gibbo, Timmo, Clevs and Blomqy

Bunch of ****s.

 

Saha and Neville were sound tbf.

We got Cleverly for **** all and actually managed to get a fee for him.

The rest - dogshit.

 

Kanchelskis, did he go straight to Everton or Rangers? He was a boss.

 

Us mate, one of my all time favourite players, he was mint. Took him from United when he was in his prime as well, how times change.

 

You got big Norman Whiteside with a ****ed knee though so swings and roundabouts.

 

And a drink problem, same as piss pot Gibson.

 

I think Fergie had to sell him and Paul Ince to balance the books. Crazy how much difference a few mil made back then.