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Discussion in 'Port Vale' started by johngalleyfan2, Jan 8, 2015.

  1. johngalleyfan2

    johngalleyfan2 Well-Known Member

    Jan 25, 2011
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    to anyone on here the joint second smallest board od Division 1, but hey ho

    James received the following text from his neighbour:
    I am very sorry James I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess..
    I have been helping myself to your wife, day and night when you're not around.
    In fact, probably more than you. I do not get it at home, but that's no excuse.
    I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't ever happen again.
    James, outraged and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife .
    A few moments later, a second text came in:
    Bloody autospell! It should read "wifi, not "wife" . . . . ..

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