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  1. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    The Scottish have brought more to the world than the English.

    we invented the English
     
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    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Someone’s been at the Buckie.
     
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  3. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    You invented the electric light bulb and the pint o' heavy. That's pretty much it. And golf. ****ing golf.

    We gave the world the Mother of Parliaments, Trial by Jury, the Marquis of Queensbury rules, association football, cricket, rugby, posh homos in government, Morris Dancing, Boris Johnson, the Morris Minor, Triumph motorcycles, and Kenneth Williams.
     
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  4. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    <laugh> cricket

    thanks for that
     
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  5. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    And me <cool>
     
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    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    the french are claiming you
     
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    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    I don't eat frogs so my application got turned down :frown:
     
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  8. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    hahahah amazing
     
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    The Greeks invented parliament. They also had trial by jury when you English were eating dung and living in caves. Mind you that's when you actually were English before half of Europe came a raping and a pillaging. Everything else you're welcome to tbph.

    The Scots invented the modern world and everything of any note in it. That's entirely down to John Knox and his reformation. Whilst wee turned proddie and educated your lot went diet pape and remained stuck the dark ages.

    Ffs we even gave you your bank.
     
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    Ciaran 2016 POTY

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    I like England and the English. They can be a humourous people.
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    *humongous
     
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    Ciaran 2016 POTY

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    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Ciaran 2016 POTY

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    Her first words - 'my anxiety and stress are up the wall'

    So what whorebag
     
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  15. The Cunnilungus Connoisseur

    The Cunnilungus Connoisseur Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Job retention scheme money came in.

    <party>

    Julie already spunked the cash on a pair of Yeezy 350 glow in the darks.

    Vile woman.
     
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    The Cunnilungus Connoisseur, Apr 27, 2020
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    Oh it's "we " now ?

    Selective National pride
     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Ricky Jervais stand up has to be one of the best comedians in the World.
    His TV shows are gash though
     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS, May 1, 2020
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    Extras is funny as ****

    Derek and After Life are funny in bits but they layer on the emotional ****e too much
     
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  19. The Cunnilungus Connoisseur

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    Thought Afterlife was absolute pish but seems that everyone loves it.
     
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    I did too, Gervais is a painfully unfunny mong and I found the whole show boring.
     
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