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Discussion in 'Hull City' started by DMD, Apr 23, 2021.

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  1. Red top reader

    Red top reader Well-Known Member

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    Rammed outside 5 ways, absolutely bloody brilliant weather, I was just thinking I’d love to be sat here tomorrow, watching city, few sherbets, promotion.. peeeerfec
     
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    Red top reader, Apr 23, 2021
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  2. tigerscanada

    tigerscanada Well-Known Member

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    FFS - that's where my liver started to deteriorate. Happy days :emoticon-0106-cryin
     
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    tigerscanada, Apr 23, 2021
  3. dennisboothstash

    dennisboothstash Well-Known Member

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    1905 cricketing cartoon

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    dennisboothstash, Apr 23, 2021
  4. Ron Burguvdy

    Ron Burguvdy Well-Known Member

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    Ron Burguvdy, Apr 23, 2021
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  5. Ernie Shackleton

    Ernie Shackleton Well-Known Member

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    Jail?

    You'll actually go to jail?

    These days?


    You're telling me that if you say you're English these days, you'll be arrested and thrown in jail?

    In jail?


    Just for saying you're English?


    These days?
     
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    Ernie Shackleton, Apr 23, 2021
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  6. Ron Burguvdy

    Ron Burguvdy Well-Known Member

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    Screenshot_20210423_190312.jpg
     
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    Ron Burguvdy, Apr 23, 2021
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    Careful Ron, that drinks full of calories
     
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    oldman, Apr 23, 2021
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  10. Steven Toast

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    Yeah, if you say you’re English, you can be arrested and thrown in jail, these days.
     
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  11. TwoWrights

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    Well that's Cardiff for you! :emoticon-0100-smile
     
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    TwoWrights, Apr 23, 2021
  12. tigerscanada

    tigerscanada Well-Known Member

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    So much has changed since Will the Conker hit these shores. Used to be if you were French they'd stick you in gaol. Should never have allowed the Vikings (or Romans for that matter) to do a bunk. Boudica should have had a bigger defence budget.
    No justice.
     
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    tigerscanada, Apr 24, 2021
  13. Stockholm Tiger

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    Surely if you are English you'd be thrown in Gaol.
     
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    Stockholm Tiger, Apr 24, 2021
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  14. bradymk2

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    why did i get 3 likes for linking the flag of georgia?
    i was trying to be negatively evocative
     
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    bradymk2, Apr 24, 2021
  15. Steven Toast

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    Bloody Normans, coming over here, bringing their idealised versions of Christianity, royalty and lovely tapestries. What's wrong with drawing pictures in the mud?!

    My name is Paul Nuttall of UKIP, and I think the brightest and best Normans should stay in northern Medieval France and concentrate on making it a more economically viable state instead of coming over here and weaving stories out of string!
     
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    Steven Toast, Apr 24, 2021
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  16. Steven Toast

    Steven Toast Well-Known Member

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    Hey, it's a nice flag.
     
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    Steven Toast, Apr 24, 2021
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    They didn't bring the tapestry associated with them here. It was made in England by the English.
     
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    Barchullona, Apr 24, 2021
  18. Barchullona

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    It can't be. It features red crosses on a white background. That is enough to make lefties foam at the mouth and feel nauseous.
     
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    Barchullona, Apr 24, 2021
  19. Ernie Shackleton

    Ernie Shackleton Well-Known Member

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    It was made bayeux?






    Actually, this joke was more difficult to write down than I thought it would be.

    It works well in a Hull accent.


    It's **** in a Scouse accent.


    It doesn't work at all in French.






    As you were.
     
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    Ernie Shackleton, Apr 24, 2021
  20. Barchullona

    Barchullona Well-Known Member

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    Can it be added to one of those HDM lists of what are supposedly unique to Hull?
     
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