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Headline Game v ValleyGraduates12 crew

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Delusional Full Stop, Sep 19, 2017.

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The best Headline is

Poll closed Sep 21, 2017.
  1. Lascelles clips Swans wings - Sebb

    16.7%
  2. Sheep Shaggers Shafted..... - Dread

    16.7%
  3. Merino tries to pull wool over ref's eyes-Jak

    33.3%
  4. Sheep pumpers sheared by Sublime Spaniard - Chippy

    8.3%
  5. Swans all at Sea, as CaptainFullStop Heeds Winner-Heed

    16.7%
  6. Bellends of St Clement Suck Lemons - Sarge

    8.3%
  1. Delusional Full Stop

    Delusional Full Stop Here to serve all your counselling needs.
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    No time to stop, no time to breathe. The elite have been selected by the Public now is the time to select the best of the best.

    Who has fallen short and really is a Whitley Bay Guardian employee and who has the talent to entice a bigger and more demanding Gruniard reader? Who managed to sum up the game in one short, pithy headline much better than anyone else? Who has caught the Public's perception of the Game and captured that in their Headline? Who is asking all these questions?

    Let's get the Public's final say

    The rules are as before but if you are ACS then you can read the rules twice...read the rules twice

    1. You only have one vote.
    2. You can vote for yourself.
    3. You are voting for the BEST headline.
    4. On this occasion you can change your vote.
    5. If there is a tie I will have the deciding vote against which there is no appeal or whining. My decision is based on all relevant factors that I think are relevant.

    Votes by Thursday 21/09/2017. May the best headline win.
     
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    Much better than chippy's efforts...
     
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  3. JakartaToon

    JakartaToon Well-Known Member
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    So do I finally win then Trev?. Although I think you have form for disqualifying me for NOT voting for myself so do your worst. However I did vote for you to make the disqualification decision morally harder.
     
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  4. Delusional Full Stop

    Delusional Full Stop Here to serve all your counselling needs.
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    Voting time is up and the Public have decided. Now is the time to announce who won this particular Headline Game.

    In the Headline Game we endeavour to ensure that the votes given have been given without undue pressure or influence having been exerted. We attempt to make sure that the winner is the person who the Public want to win and that fraud and or threats have not distorted the Public vote.

    Honesty is the key element to this game for without honesty and integrity..

    Honesty and integrity are the two key elements of this game as a game without honesty, integrity and moral standing does...

    The three key elements of this game are honesty, integrity, moral standing and truth...

    Amongst the key elements of this game there are:
    1. Honesty
    2. Integrity
    3. Moral standing
    4. Truth
    Without these a game is not a game. It may as well be a Chaos Mafia game where the likes of Chippy are allowed to win or a Prediction League where No Chance manipulates the rules and cheats, yes cheats, the contestants from what is rightfully theirs. This game has a lot to thank Trevor for as he ensures that this game does not fall into the trap so many others have and retains it's core values to ensure that the contestant has a full, enlightening and enjoyable experience in participating in the only game worth playing.

    Accordingly I would, on behalf of everyone here of thanking Trevor for his sterling efforts for which we are all truly thankful for



    Oh, and the winner with the most votes is Jak.
     
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  5. JakartaToon

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    That must have hurt!

    Its good to see that, like Nev, you are making the effort to improve the integrity of your game this season.
     
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  6. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace

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    Congrats Jak, however, as I didn't actually vote for you, your award has been revoked and Trev wins by default.
    Congrats Trev, thotoughly well deserved. <ok>
     
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    Given this late breaking news as to what the Public really wants I have to rescind the earlier decision wrongly awarding the victory to Jakman and instead the victory is awarded to

     
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  9. Obi Wan

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    Sorry Jak, but The Public gets what The Public wants. <ok>
     
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  10. JakartaToon

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    I hope you didn't change your user name just so that you could participate in this exchange to help Trev cheat me out of another win. Or have you been outed as his alter ego - the one that thinks he is a fat bloke who shags Chippy's wife?
     
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