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Off Topic Heres a joke for you all

Discussion in 'Queens Park Rangers' started by kiwiqpr, Feb 23, 2012.

  1. Wherever

    Wherever Well-Known Member

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    I went to a zoo that only had one dog in
    Shih tzu
    Completely
     
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    I hear the black woman that played the communications officer in Star Trek once fellated Captain Kirk on the bridge of the Enterprise...

    Ahura? Uhuru? Uhura?

    Yes, just like that, but she swallowed. :)
     
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  3. West London Willy

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    A friend of mine has a butler who lost his left arm in an accident. Serves him right...
     
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  4. West London Willy

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    A cowboy walks into a German car dealership, and says "Audi partner!"
     
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  5. West London Willy

    West London Willy Well-Known Member

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    "Apparently, one of our defenders turned up for training wearing a jacket made entirely out of sliced meat."

    "Hämäläinen?"

    "No, streaky bacon lining."
     
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    West London Willy Well-Known Member

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    "Our midfielder just won't let anyone else play on the x-box"

    "Luongo?"

    "Three hours without a break..."
     
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    "Our former captain has been taking liberties with a female referee."

    "Roeder?"

    "No, just grabbed her arse..."
     
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    "I've just seen an ex-midfielder walk out of the local swimming pool, fully dressed and soaking wet."

    "Faurlin?"

    "No, he said he was pushed..."
     
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    I've just seen some of the worst jokes on the not606 site.
    QPRs?
    Yes.
     
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  10. West London Willy

    West London Willy Well-Known Member

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    "That new disco on the top floor is terrible"

    "What - too many steps?"

    "You're telling me. Tragedy 14 bloody times!"
     
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    Tim Vine has a lot to answer for.
     
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  12. West London Willy

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    He's a very responsible chap...
     
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    "One of our legendary former goalkeepers has just bought seven van loads of climbing frames, slides, roundabouts and swings."

    "Phil Parkes?"

    "No, Peter Hucker." :)
     
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    The bloke in our fish and chip shop has just tried to con me with a cheaper type of cod.
    " Pollocks "
    That's what I said to him.
     
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    Just got back from Mexico, got caught up in the earthquake, it went on for ages
    Aftershocks?
    People died you hard hearted bastard.
     
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    We had some flowers in our garden this year that grew to about 6ft tall
    Hollyhocks?
    No need to be like that
     
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    Another one of our former keepers has gone on the cheap.

    John "budgie" Burridge :emoticon-0128-hi:
     
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    the young today arent taught about the big hand and the little hand

    digital clocks

    that'l be the reason
     
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    going on a long flight soon

    compression socks

    worth thinking about
     
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    A man walks into a bar with a new iPhone X.

    The barman asks "why the long face?"

    The man replies "password complexity requirements..."
     
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