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Discussion in 'Queens Park Rangers' started by kiwiqpr, Feb 23, 2012.

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    The French and German on this cup looks very questionable
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    I have my doubts
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    I was in Oxford Street, London the other day when a tourist stopped me and asked the best way to Selfridges?

    I told him to put them on eBay!
     
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    A fella loses a ear in a accident ...
    The surgeon says to him:
    "I'm sorry but we don't have any spare human skin to make a ear for you but we can do one made from pig skin."
    The fella says: "That will be fine I am happy to try it."
    He goes back a few months later and the surgeon asks him:
    "How is the new ear?"
    The fella says: "it's not bad apart from a bit of crackling."
     
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    Sorry everyone,
    overslept a bit ...
    what are we supposed to be offended by today ?
     
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    kiwiqpr, Mar 30, 2021
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    Nice to see the tennis courts back open today.......

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    dick and balls looking after londons streets
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    Sounds like a cock up, to me.
     
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    Didley Squat, Mar 31, 2021
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    Come on lads, let's be more Genitalmanly about this.
     
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    GroveRanger, Mar 31, 2021
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    GroveRanger is right, let's be testicular in our approach to this
     
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