Off Topic Heres a joke for you all

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    Just caught my wife dipping a pile of £20 notes in batter and putting them in her deep fat fryer. I wish she wouldn't fritter all her money away like that.
     
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    How come there’s enough tarmac to make speed bumps...

    but not enough to fill pot holes?
     
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    I visited a monastery and as I walked past the kitchen I saw a man frying chips. I asked him “Are you the friar?” He replied “No, I’m the chip monk...”
     
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    I thoroughly enjoy your posts Duck. Thanks for making me smile, I need it.
     
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    I bought a chicken to make sandwiches.
    It doesn’t, it craps on the floor and drops feathers.
     
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