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    Three cowboys were hanging out in the bunkhouse. "I know that smart aleck Tex," said the first. "He's going to start bragging about that new foreign car he bought as soon as he gets back."
    "Not Tex," the second cowboy replied. "He'll always be just a good ol' boy. When he walks in, I'm sure all he'll say is hello."
    "I know Tex better than either of you," said the third. "He's so smart, he'll figure out a way to do both. Here he comes now."
    Tex swung open the bunkhouse door and shouted, "Audi, partners!"
     
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    Went to see a mind reader last night.
    She said "Think of a card, any card"
    "OK"
    "Is it the four of clubs?"
    "No"
    "Ace of diamonds?"
    "No"
    "What is it then?"
    "Birthday"
     
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    The self-depreciation society is taking applications for new members...

    I've already put myself down!
     
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    We were so skint as kids, my mother used to buy my clothes from army and navy stores.

    I was the only Japanese general at school.
     
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    I went into a bar in Spain & there was a huge bulls head on the wall.
    I said: "That must have been a big bull?"
    The barman said: "That bull killed my grandfather"
    I said: "Was he a bullfighter?"
    He said: "No. He was playing draughts over there and it fell on him!".
     
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    At the interview, I was asked what my greatest weakness was.
    I said 'Honesty'.
    Interviewer said, ' I don't consider that a weakness.'
    Me. ' I don't give a **** what you think.'
     
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