Tips / Bets Hiag's sexiest body part

... it's grammar you dense twat ... fcuk me you're HIAG's mum!

 

Neither do you by all accounts fella but ive always been a bowler mate unlike you.

 

What about my ear hole? Only had one lucky lad, my ex husband, Al, who was small enough to **** that.

 

Darling....this Fossefullbutthoe person...is he single? Can't see which poor soul would want to listen to his gibberish everyday

 

We've already discussed Rumour ... seems your memory is more compromised than you wit ...

 

Try Spurlock his cocks small enough for a piercing.

 

You are easily amused....I might buy you a Crossword book for Xmas.

 

.... well you seem to be responding with plenty of enthusiasm, sweetcheeks

 

noted

 

Spurlock is a BBC if our PMs are anything to go by...He doesn't come across as the type of man who needs to emigrate for a wife.

What's your story, morning glory(hole)?

 

... I'd keep it singular with your vocabulary... but knock yourself out with your cross word ...

 

Bambi is the clinker that just refuses to let go!

 

BBC? Photoshop fella you cant beat the BWD the girls go crazy for it.

 

Ouch!

Another direct hit!

Ozzie will be punch-drunk after that one!

Glory Hole!

 

BWD?

Bought With Dollars?

 

Ozzy getting owned.

 

Big white dick, those black puddings are so limp you have trouble pushing one through a rubber ring.

 

Quentin's found a kindred spirit ... as long as the talk doesn't turn to footie, this good be the start of something beautiful

 

Strawberry fields?

 

Big time.

You watch, he'll get ****ed off with this and disappear for another 6 months!