How do I...

Hang up a bastard hammock?








Thanks in advance, guise

 

With your cock.

 

Hiya buddy

 

Turn it off and on again.

 

Find two palm trees about ten feet apart.

 

Hi, how ya diddlin'?

 

Good, buddy

 

That's good.

Weather good?

 

Not been great in the last week or so, but I actually like the rain though. FTP

 

FTP? **** the Proles?

 

Oh do shut up.

 

Consider me shutted up.

 

Get the locals to do it. Are you even British at all for **** sake?

 

I'm not giving him any more help since he ignored all my amazing advice yesterday.

I agree though, call a guy to sort it out ffs, would cost like 20€.

 

I'm going to sleep. ****ers.

 

In your hammock?

 

You need to hire a Sailor, they are experienced in this sort of thing.

Glad to of helped

Or just read the instructions

 

Hang my hammocks high iirc

 

Hoof that little blond **** over the side for a start

 

Quite unpleasant and uncalled for.
You really should have the decency to apologise.