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How Many Times Did YOU Fart Today???

Discussion in 'Barnsley' started by Didley Squat, Apr 26, 2017.

  1. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
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    Nine and a half - must say I'm a bit worried about the half :emoticon-0107-sweat
     
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  2. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    I'm on a fart-free diet.
    0 again today.
     
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    None at all before 10am, and then things went mental !
     
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  4. San Diego

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    Some
     
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  5. Didley Squat

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    Doctor says it’s ok to crap myself again!
    89 !!!!!!!
     
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  6. San Diego

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    It was an uncountable amount yesterday
     
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  7. Didley Squat

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    One bullet proof calculator for Sans!
     
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    Haven't started yet today
     
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  9. Didley Squat

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    I'm having an off day ............... 302.
     
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  10. San Diego

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    A couple so far
     
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  11. Wooperts_duck

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    Twelve times, since I last posted.....
     
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  12. Didley Squat

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    I'm all out!
    Straight from the heart, I am without fart.
    There is no fart to depart.
    No train leaving this station today.
    Rail strike!
     
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  13. kiwiqpr

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    Been a quiet couple of days
     
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  15. Didley Squat

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    ....... hundred?
     
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    None today, I tell you ! :emoticon-0107-sweat
     
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    More some.
     
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    Even more some.
     
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